Well, what happened was... When I was sixteen, I was in college working on my scientific thesis that magic and fairies where actually real! At the time I was positive I, Mr. Crocker, could sway the scientific community into funding my research. [There's a pause] Four years later, when I finished my paper and went to present - all of them. LAUGHED AT ME! And ever since have become the butt of many a cruel jokes due to my so called 'crackpot' theories on the existence of - FAIRY GODPARENTS!