text;

[tenminutes]

Attention everyone who knows Kyon! I figured out his real name.

It's "Kyororin."

It's no wonder he goes by Kyon.

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[harpbeat]

And he thought my name was dumb.

[tenminutes]

He should apologize to--

Whichever one you are right now. Guy or girl?

[harpbeat]

Guy. Should I just title all my comments or something?

[video]

[lazyfacepalm]

(No why would you do that!?)

Nakamura!

[tenminutes]

The cool one then! That'd probably work out better if you did.

[harpbeat]

All right, consider it a rule from now on. For you guys.

[video]

[tenminutes]

It's Yuri and that's your only warning. Next time we're playing a punishment game.

[oceanicbutterfly]

I see. I'll make a note of this.

[video]

[harpbeat]

[Something's a little weird about the way Eater's carrying themselves compared to the last time. The posture's totally different, more relaxed and loose.]

Hey, Kyororin.

[miraclefighter]

Kyororororororin~

[video]

[lazyfacepalm]

(Punish--this is just like some kind of comedy routine...!)

It doesn't matter what I call you, go back! Delete it! Something! (My real name is really, really cool! Nothing like that! Stop, you're giving everyone the wrong idea!!)

[video]

[lazyfacepalm]

[And with that, the atmosphere she had around her wasn't there, and instead was replaced with something else Kyon had no idea what was. Of course, he'll just roll with it.]

--N-not you too, that's not it at all! Minty, you have to believe me!

[video]

[harpbeat]

Oi, every time you call me that I'm going to call you this again. Kyo~ro~rin.

[tenminutes]

Great. Want to tell your other half too or should we just keep it a secret from her so she can just be "Ahh, how do you know it's me every time!?"

[lazyfacepalm]

(No, stop it!)

No no, my real name is [Was that a ferry just now?!]!

Nothing stupid like that!

[harpbeat]

She'll figure it out pretty quickly.

[lazyfacepalm]

(Even little girls...!!)

Repeat after me, Ky-o-n! Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyon!

(What am I, I don't even like--what's happening.)

[video]

[tenminutes]

It's too late, the word is out, and it definitely matters if you call me Nakamura or not. No one calls me Nakamura, it's either Yuri or Yurippe.

[video]

[tenminutes]

"Minty"?

[ AHAHA WHAT ]

[oceanicbutterfly]

I see. [She'll... just pretend she heard that.] But since we don't know each other well, it'd be better for me to use your family name, Kyororin-san.

[tenminutes]

Spread the word, Karen. His reluctance to share his own name has made the truth that much more believable.

[miraclefighter]

Kyoyoyoyoyoyoyorin?

[tenminutes]

It's catchy, isn't it?

[video]

[lazyfacepalm]

Mi~n~ty! That's not fair anyway, call me Kyon! We agreed to this before!

[second_star]

Way to go, John Smith. You'll never live this down.