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dramadramaduck2012-09-29 08:45 pm
whitechocolate) wrote in dramadramaduck2012-09-29 08:45 pm
[accidental video]
[It's high school election time and Sam is standing on stage in the auditorium, looking rather dapper in a suit. He's running for senior class vice president. Coach Sylvester is leading the debate (italics = Sue talking).]
Our next question is from the twitter. @hungrysouthmouth asks: Sam Evans, rumor has it you were a stripper, are you ashamed?
[Sam lets out a sigh into the microphone. Nothing stays a secret at McKinley. He was prepared for his past being brought up like this, but it still hurts to be judged for a job he did out of desperation for money. What would you do if your family lost everything and you had a body that women liked to throw money at? Become a stripper, obviously!]
No, I'm not. [Chin up, he steps out from behind the podium so he's closer to the front of the stage.] In fact...
[You know what? He'll let his abs do the talking. Goodbye tie and jacket. Goodbye shirt. All the ladies in the audience stand up to clap and cheer.]
Wooo!
[...Well, that's one way to get votes.]
Our next question is from the twitter. @hungrysouthmouth asks: Sam Evans, rumor has it you were a stripper, are you ashamed?
[Sam lets out a sigh into the microphone. Nothing stays a secret at McKinley. He was prepared for his past being brought up like this, but it still hurts to be judged for a job he did out of desperation for money. What would you do if your family lost everything and you had a body that women liked to throw money at? Become a stripper, obviously!]
No, I'm not. [Chin up, he steps out from behind the podium so he's closer to the front of the stage.] In fact...
[You know what? He'll let his abs do the talking. Goodbye tie and jacket. Goodbye shirt. All the ladies in the audience stand up to clap and cheer.]
Wooo!
[...Well, that's one way to get votes.]