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[zuipperpips]

ok so
it strikes me that
wioth all these game shanns that are gonna be goin down
*shenans
*not a real word w/e
therse gonna be a spot o danger for my kitties
:(
:(((
i mean ok they msotly do wat they want neway
runnin round the island and shit
but
idk if my house is gonna be safe!
so basically
if you qwant a cuuuuuute as shit cat
w/ maybe an extra eye or tail or somethin but is v v friendly an cuddly despite their funky looks
comment
and ill get all up to evaluatin ur kittenmama prowess
or kittenpapa
im equal opportunity

Comments

[yumadbro]

...Extra what.

[zuipperpips]

extra eyes or somethin
i said thath
im drunk but im still accurate boyyyy

[yumadbro]

How'd they get extra eyes?

[zuipperpips]

science

[yumadbro]

...Uh...

[zuipperpips]

ok i knwo what ur thinkin
and nope there werent any amd science surgeries or somethin
they were born that way
accept em
for who they are
lilke a true bro
lookit dis cutie

[yumadbro]

I almost wish I could say a cat with four eyes is the weirdest thing I've ever seen. ...Or even the weirdest thing I've seen this week.

So you need someone to take care of it?

[zuipperpips]

wellllllll
kinda
i mean
i got liek
150
but if you can take one it would be a hue help
*huge

[ninelivesbaby]

How comes it's always the freaks that need rehomin'?

[yumadbro]

I guess-...Nanako and my uncle might start asking a lot of questions if they see a four-eyed cat, but if I made sure no one noticed it probably wouldn't be hard to take care of.

...Why do you have one hundred and fifty cats?

[zuipperpips]

nooo its ot like that :(
its just i got so many i wanna makes sure soem are safe!!
i love them w/ their extra eyes they can make happy faces x2

[zuipperpips]

scientce
*science
jus tell em you foudn it by like
a chemical plant
an it needs love + tender care
speakin of
what are ur qualifications for kittypapaness

[ninelivesbaby]

I'm just sayin', first we had lil guys that shot lazers out their eyes n' breathed fire n' shit and now we got these weirdos. They do any of that shit? Any of 'em crap lightnin'?

[zuipperpips]

uh
not that i knwo of???
not on purpose
why u wanna train em

[ninelivesbaby]

What? Hell no, just wanna know that it ain't gonna be scorch marks I'm gonna be cleanin' up.

[yumadbro]

I...used to want one as a kid, to tell you the truth. We could never really manage it because my parents' work had us moving around a lot.

Unless yours is different from a normal cat, I don't think it'd be hard to look after.

[akito]

Extra eyes???

[zuipperpips]

asre you rpepared to offer love + affeciotn
*pepeprred
*ready
are you [repared
for a l;ifelong bond
are
you
[preapred
*READY fuckin
keyboard

[zuipperpips]

oh!!
no
jus kitten pee if hey get mad @ u oi guess???
theyre trained tho
so
waht r ur qual;ifications for kitten carin
*fuckin semicolon
*not even a real colon

[zuipperpips]

y
problem???????

[yumadbro]

[Give him a sec to decode that.]

Sure. It's a little crazy around here lately, but I'll make sure it's taken care of.

[ninelivesbaby]

Oh, don't worry about that, I'll make sure they understand where they gotta go.

Qualifications? Since when d'ya need those?

[zuipperpips]

ok your hired
gimme your locale ill drop off a handpicked kitten toot suite
+ toys + food

[zuipperpips]

i care bout my kitties ok
wanna make sure theyre goin to good homes an shit
u dont need like BACHELORS DEGREE IN KITTEN RAISIN
jus know ur ass from ur eats
*ears
*but also eats

[yumadbro]

[Eeeeeeeeeee. KITTIES.]

Inaba, Japan. I can meet you by the river, there's not usually too many people there.