dramadramaduck | (no subject)

Nope.

Strange, that's where I meant to go on this computer. Oh well! I'll try again once it lets me off this page.

It's pretty simple. Accept the place and it lets you get on with your life. You just kinda have to let it into your life.

...This sounds a bit like Jehovah's Witnesses found the internet. Are you from the church of ducks?

... It certainly isn't.

Well, it's about cute and fluffy ducks, so I don't mind being misdirected a little!

I don't know what a blog is, but this isn't one. What it is is annoying.

It's that awful? What have I been trapped in?

It could be a lot worse. Basically it's... well, an interdimensional community, if I understand it right. The people you talk to aren't actually in the same world as you. And you can't leave. Just... make it leave you alone for a bit. It's temperamental.

Oh, is that all? That's not so bad. I'm sure people in other worlds are just as friendly as the ones in this world.

It really depends on the person. Some are okay, and some aren't. Just like it probably is in your world.

And what's your story, anyway? Who's this "Jesus" you were looking for?

Jesus Christ is our Messiah, the only son of God who came to humankind to save them. He also does TV drama reviews nowadays. And one of my jobs is to make sure nothing bad happens to him, so I thought I would read his blog.

[Rita knows a bit about religion, and her response is for an eyebrow to raise.] The Son of God reviews drama shows. Sometimes I wonder if I somehow got the sane world out of all of them.

Wouldn't the fastest way to protect him be to just go to where he is and keep an eye on him?

He likes his space, and he's on vacation from Heaven...

So you're just going to stand back and watch over him at a distance. So when something happens, you know after the fact and can't do anything about it. That makes perfect sense.

You're underestimating how fast angels travel.

Oh, so you can move fast enough to distort space-time and get there before something you know has already happened happens! Are you even on the same world as him?