Chillin' in the club

[mightletyouknowme]

This is Kashiwazaki Sena, making a very important announcement.

This is open sign ups for the Kashiwazaki Sena and friend's club! Not all of you are as popular as I am so I thought I'd help.

So, who wants to join? It's for almost anybody who needs friends.

Comments

[grimlight]

I'll pass, thanks. And I'm not sure why you need to run a club of that nature if you are as popular as you claim to be.

[mightletyouknowme]

Why wouldn't you want to join?

[second_star]

I can't believe you're actually making this club.

[grimlight]

Because I don't wish to feel obligated to befriend someone so desperate that she needs to set up a club in order to feel like she has friends. After all, the name gives it all away.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...what are you doing?

[mightletyouknowme]

Somebody needs to have look down on the unpopular with pity and save them.

Hurry and sign up.

[mightletyouknowme]

Karen!

It's a club for the unpopular people to make friends. I-if you wanted to join, you could be a coach. Or a guest speaker. [Or warm the couch. Whatever you want to do.]

[mightletyouknowme]

The name is perfect! As if I would need a club to make friends.

[grimlight]

Then it doesn't need to exist at all.

[docfoul]

Hello. As an extension of the good-will I am offering with this comment, I will forego my customary white text.

Are you having trouble fitting in, Sena? Do you need help?

[oceanicbutterfly]

...

Both of those options sound a little...

[mightletyouknowme]

Other people need to make friends.

[mightletyouknowme]

Eh? You want to do something else?

[mightletyouknowme]

N-no! Why would you think it's for me?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Perhaps I could just... sit and observe?

[grimlight]

And has it occurred to you that they might be quite capable of doing so without becoming part of the clique you'd like to build for yourself? Some of us have, after all, grown out of that little high school phase.

[Of course, some never had that phase to begin with]

[mightletyouknowme]

I'll have a special seat for you.

Oh, eh. Did you want to get together to study, after?

[mightletyouknowme]

It's not like I'm making anybody join the club. If they don't want to, they don't have to come.

[oceanicbutterfly]

That depends on when exactly we're meeting. I have a full schedule after all.

[grimlight]

And if nobody comes, you have no club.

[mightletyouknowme]

When do you have a break?

[mightletyouknowme]

People will come because they want to come!

[grimlight]

I doubt it. And can't help but feel sorry enough for those who are desperate enough to suck up to you.

[oceanicbutterfly]

That depends on how late you're willing to make everyone stay up.

[mightletyouknowme]

I have people who suck up to me! I want fr-

I-I didn't say anything!