video;

[glimmerous_fop]

[Behold your resident prosecutor.

He has a message.

A cryptic message.

For someone.

You know who you are.]

Hey, Herr Miststück! You can have your gift back, I made it plain to you that I wasn't celebrating this year.

I know you went to great pains to keep it as anonymous and humiliating as possible, but the Turkey broth gave it away.

Comments

[Video]

[material_guy]

If it's humiliating, maybe you shouldn't bring it up in public like that.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

It's only humiliating because you did something like that in my place of work.

[Video]

[material_guy]

And you brought it to everyone here. You must've secretly liked it a lot if you want everyone to know about it.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

There's a professional difference and I have no intention of going into particulars.

[Video]

[material_guy]

You didn't celebrate. If there's nothin' to remind people around you, they'd just miss your birthday.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

I told you I don't care and I definitely don't want something like this.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Then chuck it.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

I'll get my money back on the kit first.

[Video]

[material_guy]

What the hell're you pissed off about, anyway?

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

This turkey soup drenched confection in my office.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Before that. I'm the one who's pissed off, you think I like havin' to do shit like this 'cause yer in some kinda funk when I still just wanna ring your fucking neck?

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm not in a funk so you should have just rung my neck and gotten it over with.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Mr. Good Time's just blowing off his birthday and not wanting anything from me 'cause he's afraid of gettin' older, then? At least hold out for the big 3-oh for that fit...

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm getting over you and I don't feel like celebrating.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Any reason you decided to get over me now?

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

I'm not getting anywhere and that kind of power, your power, that...well it's something you want too.

[Video]

[material_guy]

Power, huh... Lemme ask you somethin', then. Where're you wanting to "get"?

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

There's no reason to answer that question.

[Video]

[material_guy]

I'll tell you somethin' useful if you do.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

I've fallen for that one more than once which makes me an idiot.

[Video]

[material_guy]

I ever lied to you before? If I'm sayin' I'll tell you somethin' good, I must really figure I got somethin' useful to tell you.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

No, but what's good and useful to you might be useless crust to me.

[Video]

[material_guy]

If you won't tell me, I'll make some assumptions.

[Video]

[glimmerous_fop]

So then I can say you're taking a leaf out of my book.

[Video]

[material_guy]

The difference is I'm better at it than you.