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[tranquilrhythm]

[Ducks, the image before you is a severely flustered Kanade. What in the world could have happened?]

I... what did I just read... I- she- um.

[She shakes her head hard and focuses on her camera.]

S-so, um... apparently there's a large following for the Precure on the internet. And there are a lot of artists that make fanart and write doujinshi... and... um... [Her eyes are going blank... wait, no, she's back, shaking her head again with a groan.] Mmn...! Why does everyone seem to think Hibiki and I look good as a couple!? She's so insensitive and loud and can't think things through and...!

[She's quiet for a long moment, before she sighs.] I can't even think about her without my head going all fuzzy and getting weird ideas. I don't even want to know what else is posted... I found one link, and that led to another, and... I think I wasted a couple of hours with this stuff.

I don't even... I hadn't even thought of her like that before. Not until I saw all this. [Kanade slumps against the wall behind her, face red.] What do I do...?

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[pikapikapikarin]

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. [See this face? This is Yayoi's SHIPPING FACE.]

[wildmelody]

Wait. Really? Huh.

[Is that all she really has to say? Either way, Hibiki is going to go look this up.]

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[iwontforgivethis]

[Sigh.]

Because you're both magical girls that fight together. That's the only reason.

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[fightbymoonlight]

Because the internet is a strange place.

[icantbelievethis]

I know how you feel.

[not here]

[oceanicbutterfly]

[FUCK]

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[oceanicbutterfly]

Minamino-san, I'm so sorry. I forgot to warn you.

[onlysanechimera]

This is why I don't put my name in search engines anymore. After some of the art I didn't even bother going to poke at the... doujinshi? Those are the little illustrated stories, right?

It could be worse, I suppose - they could be pairing you up with an outright enemy who takes every chance to frustrate and humiliate you.

[bag_has_snapped]

...there's comics of us. Well, beyond what Ban makes?

[No, don't look, Tsubomi! Avert your virgin eyes!]