34. misplaced envy

[ifbymyhands]

All you people keep getting sad about the stuff people draw about you. And sure, a lot of it's disturbing and has probably scarred you for life, but at least some of you get attention. I'm jealous. Nobody ever writes anything about me. I did an image search on my name when I first got here and found, like, ten pictures, most of them just had me at the side with a bunch of other random people I've never talked to, and only one of them was dirty.

Who else feels like they got ripped off and the fans in whatever worlds this stuff comes from don't love them?

Comments

[of_many_treasures]

You want I should send you a copy of whatever your canon comes from? I'm sure I can stealfind some copies.

[ifbymyhands]

What, do you think that will help me figure out why nobody seems to like me enough to try and scar me for life?

[poison_puppet]

But if you have people in your world who care about you, what does it matter if people in other worlds don't?

Not that I have many pictures or anything either. Though the ones that do exist seem creepily professional and knowledgeable.

[of_many_treasures]

So bitter! I figured you'd like a perspective on how the audience views you. After all, it's what I did when I first got my powers. I looked myself up well before I joined this community.

[tenminutes]

Are you really complaining about not being sexually harassed, Kano?

[number1112]

Fans draw things?

[ifbymyhands]

I guess it sounds like a good idea.

[ifbymyhands]

Not specifically. They could draw more clean pictures, but at this point I wouldn't mind the porn. I'll take anything.

[ifbymyhands]

It's the principle of the thing.

[ifbymyhands]

Yes.

[of_many_treasures]

It'll probably give you a new perspective on things.

[number1112]

I don't think I have any of those.

[chestboard]

Eeh... I'm a little afraid to do my own research on myself.

Not like I have a computer to look that stuff up on anyways.

[tenminutes]

Maybe you just aren't looking in the right place.

[ifbymyhands]

I could always do it for you~

[ifbymyhands]

Where else would I look?

[tenminutes]

I don't know, where did you already look? It's not like I even have internet access here.

[ifbymyhands]

Magic books don't let you search?

[tenminutes]

I'm using my laptop, there is power here.

[ifbymyhands]

So the magic internet's just failing. Okay.

[tenminutes]

There wasn't even real internet in the afterlife, you know. If I worldhopped over to your world or something I could use it though.

[ifbymyhands]

You know I live in the past where the internet's really slow, right?

[tenminutes]

...Well, dial up is faster than nothing. Maybe I should worldhop somewhere where the internet's actually good.

[ifbymyhands]

Small-town dialup, at that. Yeah, I'd go someplace else.

[chestboard]

W-well hey now! That might not be such a smart idea!