video;

[lookstairs]

[The video clicks on the reveal Riley on his bed. However, he is leaning up against the wall, upside down. His legs are up in the air while his head rests on the bed. There are all kinds of papers scattered around him. He's holding a book upside down and intently reading it.]

Ah ha! I knew it!

[He pulls a highlighter from behind his ear and hastily scribbles with it in the book. He turns the book towards the camera. The highlighter marks crookedly go from one corner of a page to another. The text isn't clear from the camera.]

George Washington was the president when the Wright Brothers learned to fly. This proves that Area 51 is covering up for alien spies and the whole government is run by disguised Klingons.

Well, I'm on to them now.

Comments

[Video]

[defendsearth]

That doesn't even begin to make sense for a conspiracy.

George Washingon was dead in 1799 and the Wright Brothers wheren't even born till 1871. How does any of that even have anything to do with Area 51 and them covering up for aliens -


[Face palm]

[Video]

[lookstairs]

No, no, no, no, no.

That's what they want you to think.

[gothams_reckoning]

An interesting theory.

[lookstairs]

And one hundred percent true.

[gothams_reckoning]

And how are you so sure?

[Video]

[defendsearth]

And just how did you come up with this conspiracy theory?

[Video]

[lookstairs]

Years of careful research of course.

And with Oreos. Lots and lots of Oreos.

[lookstairs]

Just look at the data!

[brb shoving the book at the camera again.]

The proof is all there. [not it's not.]

[whatyougive]

I think you might be stretching a little on that.

[lookstairs]

You make a compelling argument.

Too bad that it's wrong. [And he just starts laughing.]

[whatyougive]

Get some water and rest for a while.

[lookstairs]

Why-?

[he gasps]

I knew it! The aliens are coming!

[whatyougive]

[...well if that'll make him listen.]

Yeah, sure.

[lookstairs]

[He scrambles down from his upside down position and crashes off his bed. He recovers quickly and looks back at the camera. His expression is suddenly suspicious.]

Wait a second. How do you know about it?

[whatyougive]

[...uh]

From that book you showed to the camera.

[lookstairs]

But you know something else, don't you?

[gothams_reckoning]

Your data does not seem so clear.

[lookstairs]

That's just because you don't know how to read it right. [obviously.]

[gothams_reckoning]

Perhaps.

Tell me, then, what does it say?

[lookstairs]

Aliens. Are. Here.

[gothams_reckoning]

Ah. Of course.

[lookstairs]

Perfect sense, right?

[gothams_reckoning]

Not quite, no.

[lookstairs]

Ah!

[He throws up his hands in frustration.]

You just don't understand.

[Video]

[defendsearth]

Yeah. I don't think that makes much sense.