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Ushiromiya Battler ࿂ 右代宮 戦人 ([personal profile] chestboard) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2013-12-01 12:15 am

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Oi ooooiii! I have an important question, that's right, listen up, this is the question of a lifetime! This is for men, yeah yeah for us men!

So....! Glasses, or no glasses?

You know what I mean, there's no other way of looking at this, I'm asking if you find girls more delectable with or without those spectacles!

Aah, me? How embarrassing, ihihihi~! Even though I was the one asking....! Alright alright I can answer, I'll give it a shot! I say..... with! But let's get serious here, I love 'em without as well! There's just something about that little added accessory however that can get my heart pumping!
material_guy: (Show off)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-06 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Just try 'n think of me as an imagination enhancer. Like that peyote shit with less puke.
tenminutes: (Juice boxes are better that coffee.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-06 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need an imagination enhancer. I have an active imagination all on my own thanks. No puke involved.
tenminutes: (A-Anyway I really do have one so--!)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-07 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
He has more of an active imagination than I want him to have already!
material_guy: (Herr Slickmeister)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-07 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
There's a fix for that.
tenminutes: (Grumpbutt mode.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want it fixed either! He's banned from imagining anything unless he asks me first.
material_guy: (Me?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Howzzat one gonna work?
tenminutes: (This is the hand I'm going to use.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
He gets a look in his eye. I'll know if he's imagining things and smack him.
material_guy: (What?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
I mean how's he supposed to even ask? By the time he can put it into words, ain't he already imagined it?
tenminutes: (What do you mean I can't blow one?)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
He doesn't get to ask.

[ Yuri realizes that she may be being impossible right now, but as she's gone this far she isn't going to back down. ]
material_guy: (Whew... (Blood removed))

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds about as tough to enforce as it does to follow.
tenminutes: (My plan's been foiled!)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
He's always thinking things like that so I'll just smack him indiscriminately!
material_guy: (Me?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
What if he ends up into that? Like, some kinda... conditioner thing? Association or....
tenminutes: (I should consider a career change.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
He's a masochist but he's not a masochist!

[ Like there's a difference if she changes the tone.. ]
material_guy: (Hmm...)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[No, there definitely is. He nods with a non-committal grunt at that irrefutable argument.] Hnn...

Sounds pretty tiring on yer end though. I'm tellin' you there's an easier way. I mean, if you wanna put more energy into that way, that's even better, 'n you'll get more bang for your buck, but it's basically fine if you half ass it, too, with a greenhorn like that.
tenminutes: (Duh. Keep up.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
If anyone's a greenhorn in this relationship it's not him...

[ She looks to the side, a little grumblier now. ]
material_guy: (On the money)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[That earns a breath of a laugh, maybe as much at her demeanor as anything.]

Even though he looks like that, he's a pretty vanilla, white-pure kinda guy.

[Said with a smirk and a shrug, as if it's not an open video making it the equivalent of having the conversation with Battler right there next to them, he sounds like it's more of a backhanded compliment than mockery. Which isn't to say there's no mockery at all, but.]
tenminutes: (What do you mean I can't blow one?)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Viruses can do things to your head and I don't think he was wearing a white suit to any weddings even before that.

[ Thanks Greed. Thanks for reminding her about Battler's minor indiscretion with Morrigan. She needed to be reminded that he's had sex before while he had feelings for her. ]
material_guy: (Stagger)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
---Eh?

[Hang on, it'll take him a second or two to actually put that together.]
tenminutes: (My plan's been foiled!)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm telling you he's not inexperienced and I know it for a fact, so just move on from that topic already!
material_guy: (What?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
You can't blame the guy for a virus.
tenminutes: (So this is your own fault really.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't blame him. He's the one who told me straight-up whereas she's the one who tried to lie about it, so I blame her.
material_guy: (Whew... (Blood removed))

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Achachacha... all that sounds messy. Anyway, outside of viruses, the guy's so squeaky clean and pure for all his talk it's just embarrassing. You wanna pull him out of some middle school fantasy without havin' to slap him all day every day, a C in hand's better than an eye full of bush.
tenminutes: (Fuuu.. It was a really good joke okay?)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I think that sentence stopped making sense somewhere toward the end of it, but like I'm saying he's not innocent and pure. He's just a good guy, unlike some people in this conversation.
material_guy: (Are-re-re?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, you're only a B-cup after all?

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