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[chestboard]

Oi ooooiii! I have an important question, that's right, listen up, this is the question of a lifetime! This is for men, yeah yeah for us men!

So....! Glasses, or no glasses?

You know what I mean, there's no other way of looking at this, I'm asking if you find girls more delectable with or without those spectacles!

Aah, me? How embarrassing, ihihihi~! Even though I was the one asking....! Alright alright I can answer, I'll give it a shot! I say..... with! But let's get serious here, I love 'em without as well! There's just something about that little added accessory however that can get my heart pumping!

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[material_guy]

Howzzat one gonna work?

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[tenminutes]

He gets a look in his eye. I'll know if he's imagining things and smack him.

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[material_guy]

I mean how's he supposed to even ask? By the time he can put it into words, ain't he already imagined it?

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[tenminutes]

He doesn't get to ask.

[ Yuri realizes that she may be being impossible right now, but as she's gone this far she isn't going to back down. ]

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[material_guy]

Sounds about as tough to enforce as it does to follow.

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[tenminutes]

He's always thinking things like that so I'll just smack him indiscriminately!

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[material_guy]

What if he ends up into that? Like, some kinda... conditioner thing? Association or....

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[tenminutes]

He's a masochist but he's not a masochist!

[ Like there's a difference if she changes the tone.. ]

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[material_guy]

[No, there definitely is. He nods with a non-committal grunt at that irrefutable argument.] Hnn...

Sounds pretty tiring on yer end though. I'm tellin' you there's an easier way. I mean, if you wanna put more energy into that way, that's even better, 'n you'll get more bang for your buck, but it's basically fine if you half ass it, too, with a greenhorn like that.

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[tenminutes]

If anyone's a greenhorn in this relationship it's not him...

[ She looks to the side, a little grumblier now. ]

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[material_guy]

[That earns a breath of a laugh, maybe as much at her demeanor as anything.]

Even though he looks like that, he's a pretty vanilla, white-pure kinda guy.

[Said with a smirk and a shrug, as if it's not an open video making it the equivalent of having the conversation with Battler right there next to them, he sounds like it's more of a backhanded compliment than mockery. Which isn't to say there's no mockery at all, but.]

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[tenminutes]

Viruses can do things to your head and I don't think he was wearing a white suit to any weddings even before that.

[ Thanks Greed. Thanks for reminding her about Battler's minor indiscretion with Morrigan. She needed to be reminded that he's had sex before while he had feelings for her. ]

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[material_guy]

---Eh?

[Hang on, it'll take him a second or two to actually put that together.]

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[tenminutes]

I'm telling you he's not inexperienced and I know it for a fact, so just move on from that topic already!

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[material_guy]

You can't blame the guy for a virus.

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[tenminutes]

I don't blame him. He's the one who told me straight-up whereas she's the one who tried to lie about it, so I blame her.

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[material_guy]

Achachacha... all that sounds messy. Anyway, outside of viruses, the guy's so squeaky clean and pure for all his talk it's just embarrassing. You wanna pull him out of some middle school fantasy without havin' to slap him all day every day, a C in hand's better than an eye full of bush.

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[tenminutes]

I think that sentence stopped making sense somewhere toward the end of it, but like I'm saying he's not innocent and pure. He's just a good guy, unlike some people in this conversation.

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[material_guy]

Ah, you're only a B-cup after all?

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[tenminutes]

Stop trying to make fun of my chest!

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[material_guy]

[He sounds for all the world genuinely encouraging.]

Even B in hand's better than an eye full of bush!

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[tenminutes]

[ Yuri's just going to stare at him for a moment.

There's something she's been wondering this whole conversation once it turned in the direction it is now.. ]

You have some kind of delusion that we've never done anything ever, don't you?

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[material_guy]

Maybe a little spit swapping quick feels or somethin', but you probably ain't put out. M'I wrong?

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[tenminutes]

[ She's not going to go into detail about it. ]

So why exactly are you acting like grabbing my chest is new, exciting, and going to solve all his problems?

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[material_guy]

I'm saying who'd rather be fantasizing or even looking at full spread legged goods when he could be feeling something real? I mean, assuming it's worth touching at all. If you're feeling jealous, all you gotta do is even hint he can cop one and every other girl'll be totally snowed out of his mind for a while.