chestboard: (Sprite- break this)
Ushiromiya Battler ࿂ 右代宮 戦人 ([personal profile] chestboard) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2013-12-01 12:15 am

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Oi ooooiii! I have an important question, that's right, listen up, this is the question of a lifetime! This is for men, yeah yeah for us men!

So....! Glasses, or no glasses?

You know what I mean, there's no other way of looking at this, I'm asking if you find girls more delectable with or without those spectacles!

Aah, me? How embarrassing, ihihihi~! Even though I was the one asking....! Alright alright I can answer, I'll give it a shot! I say..... with! But let's get serious here, I love 'em without as well! There's just something about that little added accessory however that can get my heart pumping!
tenminutes: (My plan's been foiled!)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
I'm telling you he's not inexperienced and I know it for a fact, so just move on from that topic already!
material_guy: (What?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
You can't blame the guy for a virus.
tenminutes: (So this is your own fault really.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
I don't blame him. He's the one who told me straight-up whereas she's the one who tried to lie about it, so I blame her.
material_guy: (Whew... (Blood removed))

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Achachacha... all that sounds messy. Anyway, outside of viruses, the guy's so squeaky clean and pure for all his talk it's just embarrassing. You wanna pull him out of some middle school fantasy without havin' to slap him all day every day, a C in hand's better than an eye full of bush.
tenminutes: (Fuuu.. It was a really good joke okay?)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I think that sentence stopped making sense somewhere toward the end of it, but like I'm saying he's not innocent and pure. He's just a good guy, unlike some people in this conversation.
material_guy: (Are-re-re?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, you're only a B-cup after all?
tenminutes: (dgkahgjlaskhg;asBLUSH)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Stop trying to make fun of my chest!
material_guy: (Brilliant!)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He sounds for all the world genuinely encouraging.]

Even B in hand's better than an eye full of bush!
tenminutes: (You're a dumbass.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yuri's just going to stare at him for a moment.

There's something she's been wondering this whole conversation once it turned in the direction it is now.. ]


You have some kind of delusion that we've never done anything ever, don't you?
material_guy: (Are-re-re?)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe a little spit swapping quick feels or somethin', but you probably ain't put out. M'I wrong?
tenminutes: (He wouldn't give me popsicles.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's not going to go into detail about it. ]

So why exactly are you acting like grabbing my chest is new, exciting, and going to solve all his problems?
material_guy: (Shrug)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
I'm saying who'd rather be fantasizing or even looking at full spread legged goods when he could be feeling something real? I mean, assuming it's worth touching at all. If you're feeling jealous, all you gotta do is even hint he can cop one and every other girl'll be totally snowed out of his mind for a while.
tenminutes: (Yes the Creep. T-rex arms and all.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not jealous of anyone, but thanks for the advice.

[ Somehow it feels like that could actually be useful.. she must be getting sick. Oh wait that's not possible when you're dead.. ]

You on the other hand need to stop imagining me and go find someone closer to your age, perv.
material_guy: (Ponder ponder ponder...)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
A lotta girls'd take it as an insult if even I wasn't into 'em.
tenminutes: (This is the hand I'm going to use.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
You can find me sexy but you can't think about sexy things involving me, got it? There's a difference. Anyway, isn't there some kind of rule that if a girl has a ring you have to stop?
tenminutes: (I should consider a career change.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, no, but I have a ring that matches Battler's. [ She holds up her hand to show it off. ] It should count.
material_guy: (Shrug)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
Guess it makes more sense with things what they are....

But, I don't have any rule like that.
tenminutes: (The guy who put tacks in my chair.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm writing you one. For Christmas, you're getting a business card with a reminder of your new rule on it.
material_guy: (Herr Slickmeister)

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[personal profile] material_guy 2013-12-08 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, c'mon. I don't really think about you like that outside of talking to him, but the door's always open, Baby, you don't gotta be flirting like this all in public where your boyfriend can see...
tenminutes: (Duh. Keep up.)

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[personal profile] tenminutes 2013-12-08 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Calling me "Baby" just ruined the one in a trillion bazillion chance you ever had. Gross.