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[Today, DramaDramaDuck is streaming a rather strange video post: it's filming a dark, cavernous cave from the ground up. At first, the place appears to be empty, but if one looks closely they might notice that the darkness is actually moving-- tendrils of shadow swirl through the air, occasionally flicking close to the camera. Not long after, slow, quiet footsteps can be heard, followed by...]

What...?

[It's low and muttered, and the speaker clearly isn't expecting a response; the feed shakes suddenly as the device is picked up, and then it goes black.]

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... I don't plan on asking any of you for help.

Not a very ambitious guy, huh? Not even for information, perks, all that?

Make whatever assumptions you want; I don't care.

I work alone.

So callin' you a nice guy wasn't too far off the mark, huh? If you're above even usin' people!

Like I said, you can think what you want.

Pfft... [After a few seconds of trying, or at least pretending to try to hold it in, he bursts out into a snicker.] Sure thing, Shady.

Pitch.

Haa?

It's Pitch, not Shady.

You look more like a Shady than a pitcher.

... You're sort of an idiot, aren't you.

I get that a lot.

What a surprise.

Jump to conclusions, though, and you'll end up falling for it.

With all this evidence, I'm not sure it counts as jumping to conclusions.

But still-- warning noted.

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