☀ // 001; [visual]

[voltaceleste]

...there it is again.

[There's a new face on the network--Italian, judging by the accent. The video was held at an odd angle as he frowned at it, and the particularly observant might have felt inclined to ask what the hell he's wearing. (Yeah. Those are feather hairpins. Why not?)]

[Shaking his head, the teenager sighed in exasperation.]

Get a hold of yourself, Caesar. Your watch is not talking to you.

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[heartofthegroup]

It cannot be as confusing as a belt talking I suppose.

[voltaceleste]

Santo cielo--!

[HI HOLY SHIT WHAT]

...Well, that settles it. Either my watch is possessed, or I took a recent hit to the head that I do not remember.

[kingsofafeather]

Why not?

[I don't even know how watches display video but if they do: bird.]

[voltaceleste]

[magic probably]

. . .

[that's a bird.]

[kingsofafeather]

Hello? Is the sound not working? The King does not think he can get tech support here.

[heartofthegroup]

Hmph, hardly. What you are experiencing is a connection to an interdimensional state, a sort of connection to other worlds through your watch.

I wouldn't give it much surprise, it seems to have been a common thing throughout the years.

[voltaceleste]

Wouldn't--?

[SIR.]

You can't just say something so impossible and expect me not to be surprised!

[heartofthegroup]

I am a machine, a robot. A roidmude.

Is that so impossible?

[voltaceleste]

...I'm hallucinating. I was clearly hit on the head, I'm most likely unconscious, and hopefully on the way to a hospital, because there is no other way that bird is talking.

[voltaceleste]

....Yes it is!

[???????????????????????]

[heartofthegroup]

[Heart chuckled.] How the humans refuse to believe in things is quite entertaining. However, I am telling the truth after all.

[And Heart changed briefly, into a red mechanical monster to be displayed on Ceasar's watch before reverting back.]

[voltaceleste]

. . .

What.

[kingsofafeather]

[It may be hard to tell birds' emotions visually, but the King is starting to sound kind of annoyed.]

The King doesn't know why you're saying such things. Birds have been talking for years and years, it's not as if the King is unusual.

[Yep. Perfectly normal bird.]

[heartofthegroup]

Roidmude are the strongest beings in the world.

At least in my world.

I intend to prove this.

[voltaceleste]

They have not.

[this child lives in a world with vampires and this is what he gets hung up on]

[voltaceleste]

In your world, you say like this is at all normal.

[heartofthegroup]

It is. I fight against a foe who is intent on destroying my kind. The Kamen Rider. We were created, but humanity rejects us. So, we will prove to them that we are superior.

[kingsofafeather]

They have so. They have so.

[They're both incredibly childish.]

[voltaceleste]

[caesar's not sure what's more broken, his watch or his brain]

...Right.

[voltaceleste]

[caesar is eighteen and also kind of an idiot so]

I've never heard one talk before.

[heartofthegroup]

I'd imagine this will take getting used to.

[voltaceleste]

Communications technology like this doesn't exist, I'm not even certain I know what a robot even is- [yet] -and that's not even beginning to touch upon the concept of other worlds.

No. This won't take any getting used to whatsoever. [:|]

[kingsofafeather]

The King is not sure how. Maybe you nest under a rock?

[heartofthegroup]

Welcome to 2015 then. Where everything is backwards.

[voltaceleste]

Tw--

Excuse you?!

[heartofthegroup]

2015. The year of the human lord.

[voltaceleste]

It's 1938.

[Obviously.]

[heartofthegroup]

Figures that no one would explain that time and space are crossed in this internet system.

[voltaceleste]

Or maybe you're just an elaborate hallucination.

[voltaceleste]

You're the one that didn't explain that!

[what is an internet.]

[heartofthegroup]

It is a human creation. I was not around for its inception however.

[kingsofafeather]

The King is not. The King thinks maybe you're a hallucination human. A hallucihuman.