dramadramaduck | (no subject)

So, uh, who's not crazy right now?

I know. I remember when stuff like "Project: Runway" used to be, like, important.

You mean there was a time it was?

Hey! It takes a subtle mind, to, uh.

Yeah, it never really was, was it?

Nope. Sorry.

Well damn. My world has been shattered. Or something.

You're going to blame that on me?

Well, you are the one who broke this tragic news to me!

You would have found out eventually!

Maybe not! Maybe I would have turned into some kind of Project: Runway fashion zombie!

Isn't it better this way, then?

Yeah, not being a zombie is pretty awesome, I guess.

Being a zombie is probably the worst thing ever, so wouldn't not being a zombie be one of the best?

It would be!

So, yeah, major rescue points, there.

My hero.

That's right.

Clearly, you deserve some sort of reward for saving me.

Like what?

I'm sure you can think of something...