[voice] No Consequences Virus Fun Times

[justforyou]

[Kirika...sounds very eager as she practically yells into the microphone.]

Hey, magical girls! I'm tired of you walking around strutting like you own the place. Friendship? Love? It's funny that you think that's what you're really fighting for...

Hey, you know what?

Let's have a fight. All you have to be is a magical girl and I'll fight you. It'll be real easy to put you liars out of your misery!

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[fortheworld]

[oh so this is what you've been doing...]

Don't kill anyone. Don't die. Don't lose.

[justforyou]

I won't lose, I won't die.

[...Oriko kept piiiicking on her!]

I won't kill them if I don't have to.

[fortheworld]

Win things fairly and squarely [which she kind of knows you won't; not all the community girls and certainly not at once] and no-one can dispute it!

I'll even throw in a prize!

[justforyou]

A prize?!

[fortheworld]

Of course! Good girls who follow all the rules get prizes, you know? Call it the spirit of competition.

[SPOILERS: SHE WILL NOT EVEN BOTHER TO THINK UP A PRIZE]

[justforyou]

Oriko will give me a prize if I'm a good girl...

[NOT THAT IT MATTERS SINCE KIRIKA COULDN'T WIN IT ANYWAYS BUT SHE'LL TRY!]

I'm a good girl!

[fortheworld]

If you go to another world to do this, bring me back a souvenir!

[justforyou]

[Define souvenir.]

A souvenir? Anything for Oriko!

[fortheworld]

Food and teas are fine!

[PRESUME SOME MORE ORIKO WHY DON'T YOU...]

[justforyou]

I'll get you all the food!

l-lmao that first icon

[fortheworld]

I knew I could count on you.

it was an accident i swear

[justforyou]

Of course you can. Anything for Oriko.

'I will get you the food. ALL the food.'

[fortheworld]

Have fun then dear! Don't cause a mess!

ALL THE FOOD

[justforyou]

...hehe. Oriko called me dear.