au virus--never became a magical girl

[justforyou]

I have a question. About viruses and things so, er. Can I have some help...

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[icantbelievethis]

Huh.

Uh, sure... what do you need?

[justforyou]

Was there a virus where people got sick?

[icantbelievethis]

I can't remember, but there was a virus where you faced your fears, so if that's what you're scared of...

[justforyou]

I wonder...

[icantbelievethis]

Are you sick?

[justforyou]

Me? No...

[icantbelievethis]

Then... Mikuni-san, right? She's the only other one you'd post about.

[justforyou]

M-mikuni-san? [Even in text that's a big pause.] Um. I've never even really talked to her before.

[icantbelievethis]

Huh? I thought you two were girlfriends or something.

[justforyou]

Girlfriends? I don't know what you're talking about...

[icantbelievethis]

Did I just make that up?

[justforyou]

I...don't know how you got that idea.

[icantbelievethis]

If I have any other weird ideas, tell me before I have to put my foot in my face again.

[justforyou]

Why did you think I was dating [she tries typing Oriko's name, fails, then just goes,] her?

[icantbelievethis]

I dunno, when you think of one, you think of the other.

[justforyou]

But I've never even mentioned her before...

[icantbelievethis]

This virus is weird.

[justforyou]

Am I really acting that weird?

[icantbelievethis]

Yeah. Sorry.

[justforyou]

I don't really get this.

[icantbelievethis]

You think I do?

[justforyou]

Probably not...

[Beat.]

...am I a magical girl?

[icantbelievethis]

In the real non-virus world, yeah.

[justforyou]

... I didn't think that could actually have happened.

[icantbelievethis]

Why not?