[video - wreck-it ducks virus]

[symbolofhappiness]

[Oh hey, it's that boss from that Precure game! Huh, what? Setsuna? Don't be silly, there's no character with that name in this game! No, no, this is Eas.

Looks like she's in the middle of a fight, against some pink Precure with blonde hair. It's... not much of a fight, though. It's over ridiculously quickly, with Eas as the victor. She's barely even lost any health at all.

The video fades out, then comes back on, after everything is over. Eas is looking very bored and she casually takes a donut out of a box while she addresses the video. Where does she even keep getting those donuts...?]

Geez... Things have been so boring lately. Don't get me wrong, I love beating up these overly cheerful idiots and everything, but this is just insultingly easy. We need to get some better players or something.

That last one was so persistent, too. He just kept going and going even though he couldn't beat me. How annoying. [With a sigh, she moves to take a bite out of the donut, but then pauses.]

Ah, but maybe the players aren't the problem at all. Maybe it's just that all you Precure are way too weak. Hah, it wouldn't surprise me. You girls are pretty pathetic. [She takes a bite out of the donut and the video ends.]

Comments

[wildmelody]

Oh c'mon, it's not like everyone else isn't roughly balanced. Roughly being the key word.

[maskofhappiness]

Very roughly. You're not exactly a challenge yourself, you know. It's just sad.

[wildmelody]

It's not my fault that most people pick a different partner for me. I'm lucky I can transform on my own in this game.

[maskofhappiness]

True, most people are pretty dumb. You would think they'd realize you're much more effective when you're teaming up with Rhythm. [Eas smirks.] Of course, even the two of you together would be no problem at all for me.

[wildmelody]

Oh hey, c'mon. It's not like you've got to worry about competition anyhow in the bad girl part of things.

[maskofhappiness]

Yes, because apparently I'm the only one who actually enjoys my job. Seiren just whines all the time and Dark Precure... Well, who knows what she's ever thinking...

[wildmelody]

Well... to be fair, Yayoi enjoys her job because Bad End is just her in another costume. But then again, that girl...

[maskofhappiness]

No, she doesn't count. She's just weird. I don't want to be in the same category as her.

[wildmelody]

She is a handful, that girl I agree.

[maskofhappiness]

That's putting it lightly. But you're all pretty annoying, if you ask me.

[wildmelody]

Well that's your take on the situation at least. It's not that bad.

[maskofhappiness]

There's only so much dancing and sparkles and adorable cheerfulness one person can take.

[wildmelody]

Well I suppose that's true. At least minigames aren't so bad sometimes.

[maskofhappiness]

No, they're pretty awful. Why anyone bothers with any part of a game except the fighting I'll never understand.

[wildmelody]

I think it's cause we're used to them, and most often than not people use Lemonade or Luminous for them due to them having good luck.

[maskofhappiness]

Which is about all they're good for. Luminous especially.

[wildmelody]

Well admittedly her power set isn't really that suited for combat, but she's just as strong as the others.

[maskofhappiness]

Really now? She just seems useless to me.

[wildmelody]

One of the minigames involve stopping things. She's good at that.

[maskofhappiness]

I guess everyone needs to be good at something. Even if that something is ridiculous.

[wildmelody]

It is kind of fun at least.

[maskofhappiness]

Your idea of fun is clearly completely different from mine.

[wildmelody]

Well it could be worse. We could belong to those handheld games where it's nothing BUT minigames now.

[symbolofhappiness]

Don't even joke about that. I don't think I could handle such a game.

[wildmelody]

I dunno, people would pay good money to see you sing and dance.