dramadramaduck | [video - wreck-it ducks virus]

[Oh hey, it's that boss from that Precure game! Huh, what? Setsuna? Don't be silly, there's no character with that name in this game! No, no, this is Eas.

Looks like she's in the middle of a fight, against some pink Precure with blonde hair. It's... not much of a fight, though. It's over ridiculously quickly, with Eas as the victor. She's barely even lost any health at all.

The video fades out, then comes back on, after everything is over. Eas is looking very bored and she casually takes a donut out of a box while she addresses the video. Where does she even keep getting those donuts...?]

Geez... Things have been so boring lately. Don't get me wrong, I love beating up these overly cheerful idiots and everything, but this is just insultingly easy. We need to get some better players or something.

That last one was so persistent, too. He just kept going and going even though he couldn't beat me. How annoying. [With a sigh, she moves to take a bite out of the donut, but then pauses.]

Ah, but maybe the players aren't the problem at all. Maybe it's just that all you Precure are way too weak. Hah, it wouldn't surprise me. You girls are pretty pathetic. [She takes a bite out of the donut and the video ends.]

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There's only so much dancing and sparkles and adorable cheerfulness one person can take.

Well I suppose that's true. At least minigames aren't so bad sometimes.

No, they're pretty awful. Why anyone bothers with any part of a game except the fighting I'll never understand.

I think it's cause we're used to them, and most often than not people use Lemonade or Luminous for them due to them having good luck.

Which is about all they're good for. Luminous especially.

Well admittedly her power set isn't really that suited for combat, but she's just as strong as the others.

Really now? She just seems useless to me.

One of the minigames involve stopping things. She's good at that.

I guess everyone needs to be good at something. Even if that something is ridiculous.

It is kind of fun at least.

Your idea of fun is clearly completely different from mine.

Well it could be worse. We could belong to those handheld games where it's nothing BUT minigames now.

Don't even joke about that. I don't think I could handle such a game.

I dunno, people would pay good money to see you sing and dance.

Out of the question. I wouldn't be caught dead dancing, even if I was programmed to.

I'm sure somewhere there's a gif of you or something doing so.

No, there isn't, because I don't dance, nor will I ever. The very idea is ridiculous.

Well we'll just have to find one of those.

What? Oh, no, you will not. I forbid you to even think about looking for something like that!

Too late, I am so totally looking for one.

...well, you're not going to find anything. I'm sure of that.

It would really be funny though.

No.

Aren't you the least bit curious though?

No. Not that it matters, because you won't find anything, since I don't dance, nor will I ever. I'm 100% sure about that.

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wildmelody - 2013-08-11 15:11 (UTC) - Expand