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[icantbelievethis]

So, uh... there was no virus last month.

That doesn't mean there's gonna be a worse one, does it?

Please no horrible death virus again.

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[boostup4beetbuster]

Zombie Mall can go die in a fire.

I'll even SET it.

[icantbelievethis]

We better not go there again! Or those viruses way back in the ancient times -- we had some with, like, people being told they have to kill each other.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Y'know, for a second, I thought you were going to say viruses about ancient times. And I could rock Ancient Egypt.

[icantbelievethis]

Let's not. The pioneer virus when I first got here was enough. No indoor plumbing...

[boostup4beetbuster]

...Right. I keep forgetting about the plumbing. Y'know, avatar and all. Not something I tend to think about.

[icantbelievethis]

Don't starve to death or explode when you get un-hologram-ified.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Are you kidding? I need to make a list of all the stuff I want to eat when this is over.

[icantbelievethis]

I have no idea how you could go for years without being able to eat chocolate or takoyaki or fried everything ever!

[boostup4beetbuster]

It was hell. Not to mention there had been a party just in the next building and I was going to grab something when everything went down.

[icantbelievethis]

We'll have to all have a party when you get better! The whole community and everything.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Sounds like an idea. I'll get myself plastered on top of it.

[icantbelievethis]

Is that a good idea?

[boostup4beetbuster]

It's been 13 years since I've been able to get drunk, and for some reason, everyone locks the liquor cabinet whenever there's a virus. I don't care if it's a bad idea. I'm getting drunk.

[icantbelievethis]

That's kinda scary, I gotta admit.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, really scary. I might pass out after only one drink.

[icantbelievethis]

See, this is why I'm actually kind of worried about breaking the time loop and suddenly being my real age. Adults don't know what they're doing either.

[boostup4beetbuster]

I know what I'm doing. I'm just a little iffier on how.

[icantbelievethis]

I'm starting to wonder what the difference is...

[boostup4beetbuster]

It's very subtle.

[icantbelievethis]

Getting drunk is your first goal, though? Seriously?

[boostup4beetbuster]

I'm gonna use the bathroom too, you know.

[icantbelievethis]

That's not a goal, that's something you need to do to live.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Yeah, I've been holding it in about 13 years.

[icantbelievethis]

Not something everyone needed to hear.

[boostup4beetbuster]

What, like this is the most embarrassing thing the community has broadcasted?