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[Today's post is brought to you by a blank screen and a ranty voice. Looks like someone was pissy enough to turn off his avatar.]

So, anyone remember Zombie Mall from three years ago? Turns out they just got a KFC. Which makes no sense, but whatever. And I found out because I was going through my locations on my worldhop so I could get a nice big bucket of chicken for my caveman friend because I totally have a caveman friend and I'm still not entirely sure if that Kiwi is teaching him right and also chicken is delicious and I was going to bring three of those home.

So, anyway, I hit the wrong location and ended up at Zombie Mall's new KFC instead of Amber Beach's KFC. Ignore for a moment that Amber Beach and Zombie Mall are on opposite ends of the alphabet. Naturally, when I realized where I was, I started to try to worldhop right out again, but a zombie poodle got in, so I hid in a nice, high place away where it couldn't get in.

I just spent the entire weekend and half the week stuck in an airvent at Zombie Mall. And I do mean stuck--my worldhop fell out of my back pocket when I got up there, and when I tried to reach it, I managed to get my arm wedged in-between the wall and my ass.

Now, I know what you're going to say, "But Jin, you're an avatar--you can just switch off like you did right now." Well, here's news for you: Zombie Mall don't care. Finally managed to hop out of there, but I'm sore, angry, and I don't have chicken.

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JIN YOU'RE BACK I THOUGHT YOU LIKE HAD A MAGNET STUCK ON YOU AND DIED OR SOMETHING.

Had a hell of a time managing that.

Your birthday gift will come as soon as I manage to find a restaurant not infested with zombies.

I didn't know the places the community sent us still existed after we left. Do you think they all do?

Soon as I'm not mad, I'm looking for that tropical paradise we went to that time.

The one with the big bucket on the play structure?

Yep, that one. It was awesome.

This place should give us more of those instead of doing nothing fun.

I know, right? We haven't gotten a big vacation in a long time.

Let's get all the cool people to go someplace.

So that's me, you...

...uh...

If Commander Boring decides not to be a stick in the mud, which is most of the time.

I promise, he was NOT like this in high school.

Hmm. Wonder if I can smuggle in a keg of beer. That should get him to loosen up a little.

He's not gonna yell?

Right. I've got to get him to chug it.

[The look on Stanley's face says it all.]

N-not THAT place!

Yeah, and it sucked just as bad the second time.

...would you like some fruit?

Maybe when I'm done sulking. I'm holding out till J goes and gets chicken.

Oh, okay.

[Eats an apple]

...'Course, he's taking a long time to catch on. You don't think I'm going to have to write it on his face, do you?

You could use one of those little papers that stick to things?

Gonna need a lot of them. Not sure if that'll be covered by the office supplies budget. Or Ryuji's wallet.

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