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[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Question. I have some gifts that I need delivered, and I may need someone to deliver them for me hell if I let my men get killed. Sadly for me, I am on a business trip that takes me to the furthest reaches of Gaia, and I have no way to take it to them. You would be compensated for your time and trouble. I need someone to drop of things for Dante, Gilette, Sephiroth, JENOVA and Krad.

[locked to Jordon]

The piano will be there for Tifa, yes?

[/locked]

Tifa should be getting her gift soon and Dark That leads to your present.

Comments

[sexfordinner.livejournal.com]

...Excuse me?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You should be impressed. Not many people that irritate me get such a thoughtful gift.

[sexfordinner.livejournal.com]

...What are you doing.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

I felt really bad for what I did to your art, so I got you a little gift. Surely, that must mean something.

[sexfordinner.livejournal.com]

I somehow doubt that, Sir.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Fine, it took me a long time to get Dark this way too.

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

...Your present's going to have to wait until you come back!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Really?

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

Really! Unless you have time to stop by for the night?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Probably not tonight; next week?

[xfinal-heaven.livejournal.com]

...Alright. Sounds great!

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

...A key.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

This is nostalgic.

Where do keys lead to?

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Why, yes, yes it is.

More to your secret classified safes?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

It's for something.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

And I have to find it.

[Locked]

[glowy-brows.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's all ready, and looks just like the one in the picture you gave me. Aikka and I are ready to make our rounds tonight.

Re: [Locked]

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Good.

Re: [Locked]

[glowy-brows.livejournal.com]

I hope she'll like it. Can't wait to hear what she says tomorrow morning.

Re: [Locked]

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

It depends.

[lolcrayons.livejournal.com]

I've left a cake for you on your kitchen counter!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

It will be eaten at some point.

Your gift is none the less the can of pepper spray and the rape whistle. I got you and Dark matching sets.

[lolcrayons.livejournal.com]

...kdsjfkdsh WHY WOULD I NEED A RAPE WHISTLE?

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

You never know when you need a rape whistle.

[lolcrayons.livejournal.com]

I...er...thank you very much, Mr. Rufus.