... WHAT?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Kadaj. Anyone. Tell me. Tell me this isn't you.

Because if it is, I may regret letting you win.

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[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...what the...?

NO! That is not me! Why the hell would I make up such a stupid thing like that? I don't want to share you with anyone!

I'm going to have to hunt down whoever that bastard is who's using my name, and kill them. Very slowly. And bloodily. They like me so much, they can get a fucking taste of what I'm really like.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

... Fix it.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Okay. I'll try and find them and hurt them for you. <3

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

... :)

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

You know I'd do just about anything to make you happy, Yunalesca-sama. <3

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Precious.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I love you, Yunalesca-sama. <3

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

... When are we leaving?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

As soon as you want. Do you want to go out now?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

*nod*

... Would your brother mind if I wore his coat again?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

No, he said you can keep it. See you in my room in five minutes?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Be dressed, or we won't leave at all.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Heh heh, maybe I won't be, then.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

But then I'll get angry. And you won't like it.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

...or maybe you'll get horny, and you will.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

... or maybe I'll get angry and deny you for a month.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's not fair!

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

Life is rarely fair. It's when your dead that the odds change.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

But you're alive now, aren't you?

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

... I don't know.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

But I can touch you and stuff, so... you must be.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

... hmm.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

I'm not into necrophilia.

[pwns-farplane.livejournal.com]

... necrophilia? Is that ... that awful thing you showed me in that magazine?

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Yeah, with the guy banging that dead chick. I think it's funny but it doesn't do it for me.