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[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

Ow. Fuck. OW. This godforsaken piece of machinery keeps attempting to electrocute me. What is the point of this, little machine? I could crush your flimsy monitor with one hand.

Hn. I thought you mortals would have made these things slightly more sentient by now. Guess I expected too much from the human spawn of Ra. As for his immortal children...am I the only one of my kind here? Really? I'm surprised Osiris hasn't shown up to try and civilize this cesspool. Ra forbid there be any chaos. Prat.

To those of you who know not who I am, my name is Set, one of great strength, lord of the desert, chaos personified, and master of storms. Set. Not Seth, though you can thank the damnable Greeks for that mistake. Have they not learned to stay out of business that does not involve them?

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[dogsof-war.livejournal.com]

I seem to recall it involving us. After we'd taken the land and all.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

Ares, no?

You're to be respected, though I hardly appreciate my name being butchered by your foul language.

[cakeordeathnote.livejournal.com]

Entertained?

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

Can you speak in full sentences?

[in-two-shakes.livejournal.com]

Not in the slightest!

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

Clearly. I shouldn't have expected any sort of improvement from your pantheon.

[thesoulbound]

Set?

I know of a god in my world named Leto...He is the sun, personified.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

Leto? Not familiar. Ra is our sun deity.

You are?

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

Greetings, Set~

And, no. We haven't and never will.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

Mm, hello.

Never? I suppose you'd know that as a fact.

[dime-is-mine.livejournal.com]

We're getting gods from all around the world now? Heaven help us.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

Why pray to the heavens if you're sick of gods? That seems counter-productive.

[as-nobility.livejournal.com]

...Set? My, it seems that I remain confused with all of these gods and goddesses...not to say that I don't believe you.

Well, I'm Natalia, pleased to make your acquaintance.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

There are many of us out there. The Greeks alone never seem to stop breeding.

Natalia? Nice to meet you, I suppose.

[mortally.livejournal.com]

Set... you're Egyptian. I like Egyptian mythology best...

Name's Bella. Pleasure to meet you.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

You're familiar with our legends?

[maraich]

No. No they haven't.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

As I've ascertained...oh...three or four times over by now.

[lightning-larx.livejournal.com]

Storms, you say?

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

Mm, yes. I'm best with sandstorms, but there are few things beyond my reach.

[revered-love.livejournal.com]

Still bitter...?

Welcome, all the same. ♥

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

I've got every reason to be bitter.

Would there be any point at all in requesting that you keep from adding those little hearts to your comments?

[biverbam.livejournal.com]

Sutekh or Seteh, too.

Would think you'd be more offended by demonization than a name.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

I was making a point of not bringing that up because it pisses me off.

[therealhades.livejournal.com]

Oh look, it's one of them.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

How astute.

[whereiszeus.livejournal.com]

I think Seth is a nice name.

But, if you insist. Hello, Set.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

....Thank you.

You're...Hera, yes?

[mollyforeva.livejournal.com]

Chaos personified, huh? Sure that isn't why it keeps trying to electrocute you?

...weren't you supposed to have some kinda weird jackal-pig-thing head?

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

I think it has more to do with the storm aspect.

That was but a mask; mortals had no idea what we really looked like, so they created a persona for each god.

[at-thy-hearth.livejournal.com]

Seth, darling. If you want us to call you by your proper name, it would be best to not insult us.

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

I'm not insulting you. I'm merely vocalizing a truth.

[blutendimpulsge.livejournal.com]

The Greeks act on whims. You should know this, you aren't far better. Perhaps I should follow your lead?

[daze-n-dazzle.livejournal.com]

I don't actively interfere with mortal lives. I don't need to, merely existing works quite nic--asdlkjf;av;l\

The hell?

...

Why am I covered in glitter?