Sorry for troubling you.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Uh, hey. A while back I asked you to keep an eye out for Ororon the Demon King and his gang, you know, to tell me if you'd seen them?

Stop looking. The King is dead.

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[orenjiberry.livejournal.com]

....

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Christ, strawberry boy, one of these days you're gonna have something useful to say in response to a post I make!! If you've got nothing to say, then don't bother with your crappy dots!!!!!

[forthequeen.livejournal.com]

... My condolences.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Thanks. He was a good guy, he didn't deserve it.

[pyramid-visage.livejournal.com]

Jeez, sorry kid. He sounded like a cool guy.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he was. The others mostly made it though, like my brother. Oh, the King's brother is on here too now, seiryu_general. I think you'd get on with him.

[pyramid-visage.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm glad things didn't turn out too bad.

...I'm sure we will.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not too bad. Apart from our monarch being dead, and Hell overrun with traitors and stuff. We're gonna go kick the fuckers out. Wanna help? I promise there'll be a lot of carnage.

[pyramid-visage.livejournal.com]

Damn, that sounds like a bitch to clean up.
I'd be honored.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

That's excellent news! Can you world hop, or shall I get someone to come fetch you when we're ready?

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

Shiro, you lazy bum. Don't you think you'd be more useful getting your ass out from behind that computer screen and coming down to here to help the clean-up?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

For fuck's sake Othello, I'm waiting for my ride!! There's only so quick I can get off this Planet, okay??

Besides, I had a lot of people on here looking for you guys. It's only fair to tell them to stop. Don't want them wasting their time.

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

And that's why I'M the head of the army, and you're not. <3

At least you have manners.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that and if I was head of the army, we'd be dead in a week. I'm only seventeen, you're...older. A lot older. Like over a hundred years older. So you've got more experience, old man. <3

And of course I do! Lucy beat them into me...

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

Who're you calling old man, demon kitty? <3

I know. It was funny.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

I am. You're old enough to be my...great-great-great-great-grandfather or something~ <3

It was not. I had to get stitches!

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a compliment~

Yeah, from Lucy's needlework kit, which was blunt. FUN!

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

You do that, sir~

It seriously fucking hurt! I don't think getting kebabbed by that angel hurt so much.

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

Think yourself lucky that I will~

Next time, don't be such an idiot in the first place. Just a thought.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

You love me really, sir~

Yeah, I've learnt my lesson now.

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

Now now, let's not make Tri-Eyes jealous.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't wanna do that. I like having my full compliment of eyeballs, thanks.

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

Damn, and I like when he gets angry. Still, sensible choice.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know we both just love his murderous ramapages, but hey, sometimes you have to restrain yourself for the good of the people. Or some other crap.

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

Murderous rampages? Who said anything about those? <3

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

No-one. It's just an understanding. <3

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

Heh. He tries to be murderous, but it never gets wuite that far. It's so endearing.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Aw. Bless the psychotic little ex-bounty hunter. I can see why you like him, he's so adorably stupid. I mean, trying to kill you. He doesn't have a chance.

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

I know. It's cute, huh? I can't count the number of times he's tried to stab with a pen-knife... and every time he does, I stab him right back with my own special kind of blade. Heh.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

I seriously hope you were inferring your sword you got issued as general of the Army. 'Cause otherwise, TMI, dude.

((OOC: *randomly switches threads* I've left a note in the mod journal, under Kuzco-mun's application. I was going to ask her last night, but I was, uh, unconscious.))

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

In that case, maybe best just to pretend I never said it.

((OOC: ...should I even ASK.))

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, I think I'll just pretend you never said it. Where can I get brain bleach?

((OOC: Not like that! I was feeling kinda crappy last night, so I went to have a lie down at like, half eight, and I didn't wake up until something like nine today. D:))

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

I've got some in my bathroom cupboard, it's right next to the lube.

((OOC: Aww, okay. D: I haven't been able to be online as much because BOYFRIEND, which is good, but also he wants me to pay attention to him instead which is BAD))

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Please stop with the killing of my mind. D: I am not going near your lube.

((OOC: Ooh, boyfriend~ XD Aww, I'm sure our community will forgive you. <3))

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

You'd better not.

((OOC: He is very understanding and even buys me 'FFVII:AC' doujinshi so I cannot complain. BUT DAMMIT, DAJY TIME. XD))

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

D:< That makes me sound like I wanna steal it!!

((OOC: Wow, he gets you doujinshi? That's like, awesome. Speaking of AC, MY FREAKIN' REUNION FILES HASN'T ARRIVED. *cries* I'm gonna have to order it off Play-Asia or something. ;___;))

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

Get a girlfriend first.

((OOC: Yes, he's a Kadaj fanboy too. XD GAH! KILL SOMEONE! Or get it from somewhere else! D:))

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

...Shut up.

((OOC: Yes, if you hear on the news about a comic book shop massacre, and the owner stabbed into the desk with a sword sticking out of their back, you'll know it was me, not Sephiroth. :D))

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Dead? Thats...a shame?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Of course it's a fucking shame, dumbass. Wouldn't your followers be pissed off if you died? Or are you one of those shitty oppressive rulers, that everyone hates?

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

Of course they don't hate me, everyone loves me!

What was I supposed to say? I don't know a whole lotta people with dead relatives or whatever.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll bet.

And for Christ's sake, something that's not quite so useless. "I'm sorry for your loss" or "My condolences" is generally what people go for. Geez.

[worldsnicestguy.livejournal.com]

They doooo~

Okay..er...I'm sorry for your loss. Better?

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Pff. That'll have to do, I guess.