Listen up, taffers!

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

Okay, I don't know what's going on and I don't like that. Someone had better explain what's happening around here with the fighting, the vampires, the demons, everything and they'd better explain it now! I don't appreciate people lying to me!

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[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

"Taffers"? Is that supposed to be some sort of affection petname or something?

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

It's something of an insult, actually.

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

I'm offended, really.

As for everything that's been going on, I wouldnt worry about it.

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

I'm sure.

Look, kid, everyone here keeps saying the worlds are in danger and if the worlds are in danger, my world is in danger and if my world is in danger I am in danger. And I always make it a point to know what it is that threatens me!

[candyismyotp.livejournal.com]

You're kidding, right?

Somebody's probably just drunk off their ass and making empty threats. And if not, they cant be that hard to stop. Breathe once in a while, okay?

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

The world's always in danger. Don't worry about it.

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

Take a pill, huh? Look, there are always demons and vampires around, and there's always me and mine around to fight them. Relax.

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

I'm still not a hundred percent on what a vampire even IS.

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

Wait, seriously?

Oh my god, you poor thing, how many centuries of pop culture have you missed?

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

Pop culture?

[bufferthanyou.livejournal.com]

*horrified stare* YOU POOR DEPRIVED MAN.

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

Taffers? Like taffy? Taffy is really good, even though it sticks to the roof of my mouth sometimes... I like cherry best.

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

...Eh?

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

What? You don't like cherry taffy?

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

Cherry Taffer?

[skullfuck-a-nun.livejournal.com]

Nooo, not taffer! TAFFY. The chewy candy stuff!

[maraich]

The vampires are hungry, the demons are horny, and people seem to like fighting more than they like sex.
That clear everything up for you?

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

No, but thanks fro trying, miss...ah...

[maraich]

Maraich.
I don't think there's much to understand. You just have to accept it and go with the flow.

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

Miss Maraich.

I find it hard to just accept.

[maraich]

I've dealt with worse.

[shinigamitea.livejournal.com]

I was not aware that this community had such problems with vampires.

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

Apparently it does.

[shinigamitea.livejournal.com]

These creatures function so much more differently than the ones in our world. All techniques that we have used for centuries to combat the undead may prove ineffective here.

[lux-dormiens.livejournal.com]

Burn them. I've found most things don't like fire much.