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Erm...what is going on? Why are people acting so weird? Can, can I fix it? It needs to be fixed. It needs to be fixed reeeeeally bad.
~~I'M SCARED.~~

((All strikes hackable since the elephant can't work computers that well.))

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No. No you may not fix it. The world is doomed, and cannot be fixed. Even if you could fix it.

Really? Well, that's not good. That is not good at all.

Are you new to the community? Then... this might be the first time you've seen a virus. They tend to do a lot of weird things to people...
-Bo

A virus? Is a virus making people act weird? Oh, since it's a virus let's just make everyone visit the doctor! Yes, that is a good idea. I went once when my tummy hurted but he made it feel better. We need a doctor!

That's a good idea, but... I don't think these viruses can be cured by doctors. Otherwise, I'm sure a lot of people would've gone to one already.
-Bo

Really? But a doctor will make everything better. My momma called the thing that hurted my tummy a virus and the doctor fixed it. So how come a doctor can't fix these viruses?

I'm not really sure. They're special viruses, I guess...
-Bo

Special...viruses?
...
I don't get it.

I... I really don't either. I'm sorry.
-Bo

Oh, maybe we can figure it out! Yes! I like that idea. I like to figure out things. I like singing the most, but fixing things is good too. OR I CAN BE A DOCTOR! Yes! I can be a doctor and I can fix everybody!

Where are the medicines? We need the medicines!

Hmm... maybe. I suppose it wouldn't hurt to be optimistic! I'm sure if we try, we can find a cure...
-Bo

WE CAN DO IT!

SURE YOU CAN FIX IT!

I believe in you! You adorable green elephant you!

YES! YOU'RE RIGHT! I CAN FIX IT! I'm gonna fix it reeeal good!

Awww, really? Well I'll be rooting for you!

Not sure you can fix it, unless you know how to make people think straight.

But it's a virus. I can just give everybody medicine!

Not that kind of virus...although a few pure leaves might help calm people down. ~~Don't know how I'd shove them down Gaara's throat, though.~~

((strikes, what strikes?))

Um, leaves don't taste that good. We need better food. Ooh, we can give everybody frozen yogurt! That tastes good! I looove frozen yogurt. Maybe if we give people frozen yogurt they won't be mad!

Well, no, they don't taste good. Because they're medicine. At least on my world.

Really? Well you can give the leaves to the people who are sick and I can get the medicine!

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