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[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...Today is my birthday. Joy. I'm sixteen and finally a technical "adult". Oh joy. Whatever.

I don't care. At least Azula can't go "but you're not of aaage" at Zuko and me now.

...

...Hmph.

...I dislike most of you and this place.

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[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

Oh? Well, happy birthday, then. Not as if Azula needs too much help making a spectacle of herself anyway.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...Thank you. She's always been at my case about that.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

MAI.

I need to speak with you.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Great. Just great. My day just got a little bit better.

[fifth-kazekage.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday, Mai.

...Do you dislike me as well?

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...Thank you.


...Not really. You're less of an idiot than most I've spoken to, Gaara.

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, Mai.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

.. Thank you, Apollo.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Happy birthday... I... guess?

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...hn. ...thank you.

[pedoglasses.livejournal.com]

If you dislike this place, then why would you stay?
In any case, happy birthday, I suppose.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Because one, I cannot leave. Two, the stupidity here relieves my boredom greatly.

[new-avatar.livejournal.com]

Really? Happy birthday Mai! Do you want cake or pie?

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Yes, really. Thank you...Aang.

Pie. Cake is too sweet.

[robotany.livejournal.com]

Birthday!

[And here we have Eve, oblivious to Mai's... Mai-ness.]

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

Yes..birthday.

((D'aww Eve's so cute.))

[magicalminuki.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday~! What do you plan on doing for it?

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...Thank you.

...I have no idea what I'm going to do with it.

[handywithscythe.livejournal.com]

I fail to understand why mortals celebrate the anniversary of their births.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...To tell the truth, I don't understand it myself.

[ilovebatpig.livejournal.com]

Well happy birthday!

Even if, um, you don't like most of us.

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...thank you.

[nnoitrajiruga.livejournal.com]

Only a hundred or so years younger then me.

All you chicks are so friggin' young.

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday.

I've never met you, so you can't really dislike me, right?

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...I don't know.

[me-king.livejournal.com]

Me Grimlock heard of birthday before, but no really understand why squishies celebrate it.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIIIIIRTHDAY DEAR... eh, what's your name anyway?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOUUUU!

((imagine that, but screeched at you down a gramophone earpiece in a really high-pitched voice))

What are you going to do now you're an adult? Join a Guild?

[knifeurrib.livejournal.com]

...My name is Mai.

As for what I'm going to do...first, I'm going to help my boyfriend end this war and then maybe settle down. I'm already considered an elite warrior so it won't be much trouble.

[ciaohospitals.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, I guess.

Azula's the pretty princess and Zuko's the whiny asshole, right? Man, it's almost like I fucking know people here now.

[menial-tasks.livejournal.com]

I'd offer cake and ice cream, but that could be difficult.

Congratulations, anyway.

[a-silvertongue.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]