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Ugh....I can't take it anymore.....

Someone GET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE!

I can't stand my step-parents anymore. Apparently their idea of raising a child is forcing it to do every chore they can possibly think of day in and day out. I'm a kunoichi, not a slave!

Deidara, Karin, honestly.... Can't you guys be reasonable parents for ONCE?

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You're exaggerating, you don't get all the chores.

And you're not leaving my mother's until I deal with your father. Do I make myself clear, young lady?

Well I pretty much get most of them, otherwise I wouldn't be spending the entire damn day cleaning all the time.

Maybe if you moved a little faster while you cleaned, you wouldn't be spending all day cleaning. Ever consider that?

I'm moving as fast as I can, damnit.

You're expecting Karin to be a kindly soul who won't give you a single chore?

Oh shut up. If you're going to look so smug about it, how about you come over here and do some of them yourself?

Because I have my own house to look after. If you despise them so much, then simply refuse to do any.

Yeah right. Last time I did that, my dear step-mother blew up my favorite scroll.

So be more careful about where you put your things. And use substitutes.

... I beg your pardon?

You heard. My life isn't exactly spectacular right now, and I'm not sure when I'll even be able to train.

But they're not... ~~Oh, to hell with all these damned viruses.~~

Huh?

Do you really think they're your parents?

Well yeah. They've been my step-parents for years, crazy as that sounds.

... Have you told Gai-sensei and Lee about this? Or anyone in Konoha who's still sane?

I have gotten through to some people, although my parents are making sure to keep me in the house at the moment...

Wow. You know, I kind of like formalities WAY better than your bitchy attitude toward me, un. I'm your STEP-MOTHER. Hell, MOTHER would even by nice, un.

Listen, just get the shit done quick. We're leaving to visit your grandmother in FIVE MINUTES, un.

WHAT?!?!? Can't I just stay home; you know I hate visiting my grandmother!

Deal with it, shitbag. Karin is the only reason I put up with your shit, but as of recent, she's giving me NOTHING in bed.

Gee, I wonder why.

What was that you little shit, un?! POLISH MY SANDALS.

Huh?! What kind of chore is that!? They're just going to get dirty again once we leave!

Hrmp. They should not treat you in this manner.

Perhaps you could consider living on your own.

I would, but then they'd just drag me home and lock me up in my room.

They would deny you your freedom? Well. You are a shinobi. There are ways you could escape.

I guess, but don't forget that my entire family is consisted of ninja, and the majority of them are batshit insane.

Really. Who else are you related to?

I cannot believe Deidara is a part of your family, albeit not by blood.

Well, Karin is my father, and then Orochimaru is my grandmother with Madara being my grandfather....

My family is rather large...

...Yes. It is. Although I have quite a few siblings myself.

Mmm. At least your lineage is rather impressive, with so many powerful shinobi.

Too bad most of them are nuts.

...Are your relatives truly insane?

Pretty much.

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