[Intro Post] ...

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

Greetings. This is the first time I come across this thing known as "internet", but I've been watching it, and all of you, for a while. Some of you seem to do things against your will, as if controlled by a much greater force. ...It intrigues me, and I'll be sure to look further into it.

Also, I have noticed Nnoitra and that woman, Neliel, are here.

I hope this place won't be filled with trash. But I'll be sure not to expect too much, I might get disappointed.



((New character from Soul-mun! Behold Ulquiorra Schiffer, from Bleach! Please friend-add <3))

Comments

[nnoitrajiruga.livejournal.com]

......Do I know ya?

( OOC: (excuse the large) okay this can be entirely hilarious, get this, neliel and nnoitra are in past version (had to switch it so nell and nnoitra could co exist xD) so basically ulquiorra is like 20 years into the future and knows everything and nnoitra is going like ..huh. if you want to make it different somehow let me now, but as far as i can figure thats canon for you, XD i think it's quite amusing..honestly XD

...ignore the future nnoitra icons, im hunting down past ones.

/very long ooc explanation as to why this will be weird)

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

((omg, sounds hilarious. I'LL GO WITH THAT.))

...

You should know me. Unless you're pretending not to for your own amusement.

You shouldn't play around so much though, especially with someone whose power is above yours.

[nnoitrajiruga.livejournal.com]

( YUS, this will be great xD)

Eh? Dont know what the fuck you're talkin' about, I ain't ever met ya and I doubt you're as powerful as you say

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

Sorry, the net is mostly trash.

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

I see.

I usually destroy, or let others deal with trash. However, I do believe there is something different in this place.

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

It's very different.

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

You'll be dissapointed. I've already expected this place not to be filled with crowds or herbivores. Yet. There is.

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

I am not interested in those that share this place, but how this place affects them. Still, being at a place filled with trash might not be exactly a good experience.

...Herbivores, you say?

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

I'm here because I want to send some home crying.


Herbivores. They're weak.

[bright-mirror.livejournal.com]

You're interested in the viruses, Mr...?

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

Ulquiorra.

Viruses, you say? Is that what you call them?

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Hey, nobody controls me! Well, except Dr. Wily. When I let him.

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

So you were never 'infected' by these so called 'viruses'?

Who is Dr. Wily?

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

You probably will get disappointed here. The internet has a lot of trash in it.

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

How so?

This place seems very interesting, even if those that roam here are weak and useless.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

The things happening against people's will is worrying me a little too.

.. you think we're being possessed?

Uh oh... this isn't my field... I'm gonna have to get Grace to look at my machine...

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

Possessed might not be the best choice of words. It seems to be something more about... control. Changing people's normal attitudes and making it all seem willing.

[baaram-youwish.livejournal.com]

You know me..?

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

You are Neliel, the former Third Espada, who are now banished from Las Noches.

[sun-cutie-plz.livejournal.com]

Oh mymymy.... You remind me of someone.... Who was it??

Oh yes! You're like a mixture of my Boss and that Cloud guardian he wants to kill. How... nice...

I do think you shouldn't set your hopes too high here. I'm sure there are going to be many you consider trash here.

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

I can ignore all the trash, as long as something interesting shows up.

[notbleached.livejournal.com]

[gtfo-trash.livejournal.com]

Ah. So this place does have trash.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

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