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Hullo little ape community, me again, sorry, just popping in for a bit.

You'd all do well to avoid toasters for the next twenty four hours or so. Bit of a procaution, that.

Also, just to be on the safe side, pixie sticks.

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Huh? Toasters and pixie sticks? Why?

~~Aw, but I really like pixie sticks...~~ Odd combination. Can I ask why?

Well, see, bit of a problem with the neutron flow.

There was this factory... and these, well, lego people.

Anyway, long story short, uh oh, boom, radiation, problem solved, side effects temporary.

Yes, you can, and that's the point.

Pixie sticks are doable.

What the hell is wrong with my toaster?

... alright. Why do I need to avoid pixie sticks and toasters?

...

*after taking a moment to look up "Lego people"* What does a factory full of Lego people have to do with toasters and pixie sticks? Or radiation?

Well, if you want the specifics, the thing that's made it susceptable is a mix of superheated metal coils... and crunchy bread crumbs.

I'd ask the lego people, if I were you, it was their plot that got foiled.

Hah. Foiled. Toaster. Get it?

Lego people? You know what, never mind, I'm just going to take this for what it is.

Ahahaha... clever.

Well, they were quite pissed when they found out their dissasembled body parts were the most popular children's toy on Earth, and didn't seem to mind the fact that the fuel they were using had a very specific poison emition that mostly effected the ingredients used in pixie sticks, and the superheated coil/organic combination of toasters. It's in a bunch of other places,of course, there just wouldn't be enough of it gathered to do you any serious harm.

*blink blink* You have a seriously messed-up world.

Hang on, since when are toasters organic?

There's a good lad, don't ask questions.

Thanks! Clever, me.

Since we started putting toast in them?

... Okay, so these little plastic toys are bits of aliens that were using a fuel that made pixie sticks and toasters with bread in them radioactive?

... I guess this means toasters that haven't been used are okay?

Well, yes and no. Coincidence, really, that there was a race based on Legos, they just happened to run into one another. As far as I know, lego legos aren't bits of alien, but of course, how would they know that? But, as for the rest of it, yes.

Yep, they only get dangerous when the coils heat up.

What about worlds that haven't got Legos in them? Like, say, mine?

You must be clever, if you went and foiled the plans of the dreaded lego people.

Have you got pixie sticks?

Sounds like that was a bit of an adventure. Does this warning extend to stuff inside the TARDIS?

You joke. Those bloody lego people had to come down piece by piece. D'you know how hard it is to seperate seven foot by three foot by a foot's worth of heavily armed lego people?

Nope. Just toasters.

Of course I joke. You said they were legos. You said nothing about them being giant!

You betcha. That's all I get into, me.

Technically, no, but I figure I'd still better extend the warning to you to stay away from pixie sticks. You're mad enough as it is.

Then I think you may be fine.

However.

Just because there aren't legos doesn't mean there aren't lego people.

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