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[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Hullo little ape community, me again, sorry, just popping in for a bit.

You'd all do well to avoid toasters for the next twenty four hours or so. Bit of a procaution, that.  

Also, just to be on the safe side, pixie sticks.

Comments

[stone-gun-nest.livejournal.com]

Huh? Toasters and pixie sticks? Why?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Well, see, bit of a problem with the neutron flow.

There was this factory... and these, well, lego people.

Anyway, long story short, uh oh, boom, radiation, problem solved, side effects temporary.

[pandorabox]

Aw, but I really like pixie sticks... Odd combination. Can I ask why?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can, and that's the point.

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

Pixie sticks are doable.

What the hell is wrong with my toaster?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Well, if you want the specifics, the thing that's made it susceptable is a mix of superheated metal coils... and crunchy bread crumbs.

[timey_wimey]

Sounds like that was a bit of an adventure. Does this warning extend to stuff inside the TARDIS?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

You betcha. That's all I get into, me.

Technically, no, but I figure I'd still better extend the warning to you to stay away from pixie sticks. You're mad enough as it is.

[oceanicbutterfly]

...right.

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

[timespacewitch.livejournal.com]

XD

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Glad you're entertained

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

I don't even use toasters, or eat pixie sticks. But that's good to know.

Just a question, did you forget to take your medicine today?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Nope, took the crack. All is well.

[bertiewwooster.livejournal.com]

Right ho! Precaution duly noted. Though I must ask, what precisely are pixie sticks?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

They're like... sugar, in straws. It's sort of... candy.

[sky-w-diamonds.livejournal.com]

Toasters and pixie sticks? Dear oh dear; what have you been doing now, Doctor?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Nothing! It's not my fault the lego men were trying to blow up a few of the more northern territories. I happen to very much like the north.

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

Lookie who's there. I missed you grumpy!


...toasters? microwaves loosk more dangerous to me

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

What? I am not... but why... o.O

Hullo again, Nancy!

You'd be surprised, but all that rubbish about microwaves giving you cancer is just stupid.

You could, however, blow up your house if you heat up some tin foil for a few minutes.

((XD way to make him all foogleydooped, with the missing))

[bright-mirror.livejournal.com]

Um... Why do we need to avoid these things?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Because you could end up with a fever and turn into a rather permanent shade of purple.

[stripping.livejournal.com]

How are pixie sticks dangerous? Toasters I could understand...

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a mixture of the ingrediants (all of which attract that particular for of energy), and the casing.

[defective-heir.livejournal.com]

Toasters and... pixie sticks?...

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Yeparoo!

[notleprechaun.livejournal.com]

What happened?

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Well, there was a bit of a nuclear explosion and some radiated energy, it fades away after a bit, though.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

In MY headquarters I control MY toaster with an iron fist! It does what I tell it to!
As for pixies, I can handle them, they die if you stomp on them.

[oncomin-storm.livejournal.com]

Course ya do, mate, but whenever you get back into the land of the sane, refrain from making toast for a while.


Not... actual... cor, you're off your rocker.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]