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[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

Hmm...Duck. Sounds tasty. Not as good as rabbit, but what is, my lovelies? Eggs come close. Deviled eggs eaten with lapin. Mmmhm. Peerfect. Just divine, if you ask me.

Speaking of divine...thank you, mortals. I'm doing far more well than other gods because of you. It's quite pleasant. Only if you remembered who I am... [unhackable]

Oh. I'm Easter.

Tell me my true name and I'll give you...oh, I don't know, a free picnic lunch. How does that sound? And no Google, that's cheating~

Oh and Horus? Next time just get me a rabbit for Easter. I can read your journal now, you didn't have to make such a fuss over little old me.

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[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Your true name?

And only commoners eat rabbit. Duck, however, is a delicacy.

[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

Yes. You mortals celebrate me yet have forgotten my real name. It's a pity.

When people sacrifice rabbits to you every year for many years, you grow fond of it. Commoner or not.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't celebrate you- I don't even know who you are.

Animal sacrifice is another tradition that only a peasant would practice. Water Tribe peasants, most likely.

[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

You're a spunky little mortal. How cute. <3 I like spunk.

Oh, even royalty celebrated me in the day. They had to. Otherwise they thought I'd grow angry and keep winter in their lands. Now they don't sacrifice real animals. Candy, if you believe. Just as tasty, though. Nearly gain ten pounds last year alone. And I gain new worshippers every year. Ah, I'll be around for years.

So, mortal, tell me your name.

[commodore-jln.livejournal.com]

Another goddess? Well, if you are anything like your kinswoman, I don't doubt that it's a great pleasure to make your acquaintance. Commodore James Norrington, at your service.

[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

Goddess I am, I shall have to see who this kinswoman is. I've grown apart from others like myself. Well met, Commodore Norrington.

[commodore-jln.livejournal.com]

Ah- Freyja is the one I'd be speaking of; from the Norse pantheon. Though whether you are truly kin or not, I don't know. The name Easter is of course familiar to me, but as a holiday, rather than a deity.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Easter...?

[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

Yes. You mortals took my name to celebrate your festival, now that you've forgotten my name it makes sense I'm taking my name back from you, yes?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Easter is a Christian holiday, isn't it?

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

Yuck! You eat rabbits? That's digusting!

[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

What. Have you ever tried it?

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

No, but I don't want to! How could you eat a poor, little rabbit?

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

Hello there, dear Πάσχα. ♥

[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

Apollo, you old crow! Seems Thoth knew what he was talking about when he directed me here.

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

Oh, how I miss Thoth, he was quite the titillating conversationalist.

How are you, darling?

[harmerty.livejournal.com]

Eostre.

That wasn't fussing. Just....wanted to get you something.

[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

That really was for the mortals, Horus.

Mmm. Well, it was a nice gesture. ♥ Where you've been, anyways?

[harmerty.livejournal.com]

Was only meant in acknowledgement. You liked it, then? Um, here. There. Flying around Europe.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

I wish i knew you earlier on. I have a penguin that the Boss hatched from an egg and I really, really would like someone to roast it alive and eat it.

I'm Ratchet.

[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

Penguin? Hm...I'll have to think about that. Sounds like something different to try.

A pleasure.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Another goddess, huh? Hi! I'm Mikaela~

...But I thought Easter was a Christian thing...?

[lovely-dawn.livejournal.com]

Goddess I am. Hello, Mikaela.

...The Christians stole it from me. It was originally a festival to celebrate the coming of spring and such, in my honor. Simply, it's celebrated the same way as it was all those years ago before the Christians took it and thus I remain.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Huh! I didn't, like, know that at all! SO you don't mind sharing it with, uh, Jesus now?

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