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I am not a man of many words, so let's get this over with quickly.

Samus Aran is my name. My mission is to find some kind of "anomaly" which is originating from this community. If anyone has any information about it, I need to know. As soon as possible.

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"Anomaly"? This place has got a lot of "anomalies". You're gonna have to be more specific than that.

... That's all I know.

Funny that, I've noticed there are some odd things about this place as well. Can't really put my finger on it but it makes my fur stand on end. I've heard stories about things coming out of it. Possessing people. making them do things they don't want to do. My machine acts up a little when I spend too much time here as well.

I'm Ratchet, by the way. That's a cool machine you've got there. How's it work?

Well then, you're pretty much searching for a needle in a haystack here.

It's Chozo technology. You'd have to ask them. Unfortunately, they're all gone now.

I was afraid of that...

Eeeeh? Where'd they go? What is a Chozo anyway?

[Grumbles under breath]

... The Chozo are, or were, bird-like aliens with advanced technology. They taught me just about everything I know. Where they went, I do not know. It has only been a few years, so I do not think they went extinct... perhaps they left this galaxy to find another.

I've met lots of Birdmen. They're no use with machines though, so they're probably not Chozo.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Aran. My name is Karen Minazuki.

This community allows communication between alternate universes. It also is the source of what we call "viruses," strange and apparently random events that temporarily make physical or mental changes to the members. It also seems to seek out new members, redirecting people's Internet connections to this site, sometimes even causing the spontaneous appearance of computers in worlds that don't have that technology. Nobody really knows why.

... It sounds like this entire community is an anomaly.

That's... actually probably the best description for it I've ever heard.

... You actually femme squishy under that armor?

Lot of funny things happen in duck thing.

Er, excuse me? "Femme squishy"? ... I am neither female nor squishy ...

Sorry. You 'bot then?

... Yes.

~~Who the hell is this guy? ... or maybe 'what the hell is this guy' would be more appropriate...~~

[unhackable :3]

[[Isn't Samus female?]]

This whole damned place is an anomaly, you'll have to get used to it.

I think Jordan did it.

Who is Jordan?

[Yep, but she's trying to hide it.]

Wonderful. And you are...?

[[Ah, I was really confused for a moment XD]]

Tom Collins is the name and er, I've yet to find a game. What're you up to then?

He's a guy on the community.

Trying to get out of this place.

Direct me to him and I will put an end to this.

And where woudl that be? Did you take a wrong turn on the way to the fetish store?

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