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[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

...

I am not a man of many words, so let's get this over with quickly.

Samus Aran is my name. My mission is to find some kind of "anomaly" which is originating from this community. If anyone has any information about it, I need to know. As soon as possible.

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[seventh-gospel.livejournal.com]

"Anomaly"? This place has got a lot of "anomalies". You're gonna have to be more specific than that.

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

... That's all I know.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

Funny that, I've noticed there are some odd things about this place as well. Can't really put my finger on it but it makes my fur stand on end. I've heard stories about things coming out of it. Possessing people. making them do things they don't want to do. My machine acts up a little when I spend too much time here as well.

I'm Ratchet, by the way. That's a cool machine you've got there. How's it work?

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

It's Chozo technology. You'd have to ask them. Unfortunately, they're all gone now.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Aran. My name is Karen Minazuki.

This community allows communication between alternate universes. It also is the source of what we call "viruses," strange and apparently random events that temporarily make physical or mental changes to the members. It also seems to seek out new members, redirecting people's Internet connections to this site, sometimes even causing the spontaneous appearance of computers in worlds that don't have that technology. Nobody really knows why.

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

... It sounds like this entire community is an anomaly.

[me-king.livejournal.com]

... You actually femme squishy under that armor?

Lot of funny things happen in duck thing.

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

Er, excuse me? "Femme squishy"? ... I am neither female nor squishy ...

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[Isn't Samus female?]]

This whole damned place is an anomaly, you'll have to get used to it.

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

[Yep, but she's trying to hide it.]

Wonderful. And you are...?

[maraich]

I think Jordan did it.

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

Who is Jordan?

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Well now, you're a 'bot with some fashion sense.

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I suppose.

[notleprechaun.livejournal.com]

You aren't the only one looking into it, Samus, I was assigned to keep an eye on this place as well, and I know at least two others who are making it their personal missions to find the source of its energy.

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

... Damn. I don't like competition.

[dragon-scholar.livejournal.com]

Samus! Oh, it's quite good to see you again...er, figuratively. How do you fare?

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

[I'm treating this Samus as basically a different character, but I don't mind a bit of IC confusion. XD]

Excuse me...? I don't recall ever meeting you in the past.

[commodore-jln.livejournal.com]

Mr. Aran. A pleasure, I'm sure.

I fear I cannot help you with your mission, however; I am as ignorant about this community as anybody here. Indeed, perhaps more so, for the technology it seems to operate with is not something native to my world or my time. I do wish you luck, however; certainly you are not alone in wishing to understand this community further.

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

[last-omega.livejournal.com]

Nature of anomaly is unknown: I cannot detect it on scanners. Probably responsible for various unusual aspects of community.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you?

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

Samu-

Pleased to meet you.
As for the anomaly, you'll have to be a little more specific.

(( Orlando was pretty close to the last Samus, but he's seen enough people leave and come back without memory of the comm that he'll try to keep it under wraps. ))

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

Disregard that. I have been informed about the ... nature of this community. It seems that DDD is the anomaly, in and of itself. The question is, what can I do about it...?