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[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

ICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGO

DO NOT YOU CAN ESCAPE YOUR PAPA. I AM ALL KNOWING OF MY BABIES ACTIVITIES. FOR ALL YOU KNOW I COULD BE HIDING IN YOUR WARDROBE WITH A LAPTOP AND SPYING ON YOU. BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW. WHY? BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO TRUSTING OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS. CONSTANT VIGILANCE, ICHIGO! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ME IN MY ART OF ESPIONAGE!

PAPA IS A NINJA, BUT A SAMURAI, WITH A NINJA MIXED IN. I AM AOSHI SHINOMORI FROM RUROUNI KENSHIN. I HIDE AND AM STEALTHY - THE BEST OF THE BEST - BUT AT THE SAME RADIATE WITH MANLY BEAUTY, AWING THOSE WITH MY MAGNIFICENT LOCKS OF CHEST HAIR AND SEDUCING THEM WITH MY EXCELLENT PAPA SKILLS.

BUT ALAS! MY LOVE FOR MASAKI-CHAN EXTENDS FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE. THEY MAY LOOK, BUT THEY CANNOT HAVE ME FOR MY LOVE BELONGS TO ONE WOMAN:


~ * ~ MASAKI ~ * ~

THIS IS FOR YOU!  

Comments

[riderofpegasus.livejournal.com]

How irritating.

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

EVERLASTING LOVE IS NEVER IRRITATING.

[riderofpegasus.livejournal.com]

And yet your manner of speech is.

l-lol

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

IT IS FILLED WITH LOVE

X.x

[riderofpegasus.livejournal.com]

Don't.

[notbleached.livejournal.com]

1/IDK

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

 

2/idk

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

 

3/3

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

ICHHHHHHHHIGOOOOOOO YOU EMERGE.

[notbleached.livejournal.com]

...what are you doing.

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

PROTECTING MY BABIES FROM E-VILLAINS.

[notbleached.livejournal.com]

I don't think you need to worry about that, dad.

1/2

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

 

2/2

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

ICCCCCCHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE MAIL.

[brb launching attack]

[sunao-punch.livejournal.com]

Is there something wrong with your brain?

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

NO, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY BRAIN.

[seventh-gospel.livejournal.com]

This is the funniest shit I've seen all night.

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

BATTLE IS NEVER FUNNY.

[nunchuck-king.livejournal.com]

How can a ninja an samurai be mixed...? Or does that make you some kind of samunja, Nijmurai Sanijmurai? ..My head hurts..

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

YOU BECOME THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR, A FUSION OF HAJIME SAITOU AND THE FABLED NINJAS OF THE BAKAMATSU.

[nunchuck-king.livejournal.com]

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WOULD THAT REQUIRE SOME KIND OF MAGICAL MYSTICAL RAY THAT MADE YOU INTO ALL OF THAT?

Wow man, writing in caplocks is weird.

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

NO. YOU JUST NEED CHEST HAIR

[nunchuck-king.livejournal.com]

..But I'm a turtle I can't grow chest hair..

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

...

Are you suffering from some mental illness?

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

IF LOVING MY BABIES IS AN ILLNESS, I DON'T WANT TO BE CURED.

[me-king.livejournal.com]

What with big sparkly words?

dhfoiasdfsdfsorry

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

EXPRESSING MY LOVE FOR MY BABIES

[oceanicbutterfly]

...why are you trying to make your son paranoid?

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

VIGILANT, NOT PARANOID!

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're even higher than me.

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

IF BEING THE BEST PAPA IN THE UNIVERSE IS HIGH, THEN I NEVER WANT TO COME DOWN.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Fatherhood is a drug I don't want none of.

[pandorabox]

I like you.

((I totally lol'd throughout the entire post, but especially at the 'I am Aoshi Shinomori from Rurouni Kenshin bit XDDDDD))

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

I LIKE YOU AS WELL.

[pandorabox]

Let's be friends!

[edlaffsatyou.livejournal.com]

O_O

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

... 8D?

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

... you're creepy.
But I kinda like the sparkly writing.

[ichigos-dad.livejournal.com]

IF PROTECTION MEANS THAT I MUST MORPH TO THE ENEMY AND DISGUISE MYSELF, I SHALL.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

careful you don't turn into the monster you're fighting, mister.

[darkling-wind.livejournal.com]

Ah. So the sparkles of doom return.

[cooldrool.livejournal.com]

Woah, sparkles. And an overprotective father speech. You remind me of two people. I never thought a single person could be capable of... something like this. Amazing.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]