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Unless you have the attention span of a goldfish, you've noticed that this week's blog is not in video format. My camera has bitten the dust, so until I get a new one, you'll have to just settle for text instead of my face and voice. I'm well aware of how tragic that is.
I've finally filled out my application for the Evil League of Evil. I have a good feeling about this year, I really do. I mean, especially with my Freeze Ray - which I just finished the blueprints of, by the way - I think I'll definitely get noticed. I'll prove to her that I can be the villain I was born to be!
Also, my evil laugh? Oh, it's getting good. Well, it's nowhere near Bad Horse's death whinny, but it's really progressing. My vocal cords are strengthening, I really think. I was considering hiring a vocal coach. It may seem overkill, I know, but when it comes to the ELE, everything matters. Seriously.
Last order of business is... I got new goggles. I was all too aware of how they were falling apart, and while I'm certain villains have better things to worry about than their wardrobe... It's just about standards, you know? There's something about the aesthetic of me using science that calls for, well, a kicking pair of goggles. All the villains in the ELE have their thing, and, well, goggles are mine.
First person to quote that meme line gets on my 'Freeze Ray List', which currently, only has one person on it. Dude, trust me, you want to stay off it. This Freeze Ray is going to be the biggest thing since sliced bread.
Bet on it.
I've finally filled out my application for the Evil League of Evil. I have a good feeling about this year, I really do. I mean, especially with my Freeze Ray - which I just finished the blueprints of, by the way - I think I'll definitely get noticed. I'll prove to her that I can be the villain I was born to be!
Also, my evil laugh? Oh, it's getting good. Well, it's nowhere near Bad Horse's death whinny, but it's really progressing. My vocal cords are strengthening, I really think. I was considering hiring a vocal coach. It may seem overkill, I know, but when it comes to the ELE, everything matters. Seriously.
Last order of business is... I got new goggles. I was all too aware of how they were falling apart, and while I'm certain villains have better things to worry about than their wardrobe... It's just about standards, you know? There's something about the aesthetic of me using science that calls for, well, a kicking pair of goggles. All the villains in the ELE have their thing, and, well, goggles are mine.
First person to quote that meme line gets on my 'Freeze Ray List', which currently, only has one person on it. Dude, trust me, you want to stay off it. This Freeze Ray is going to be the biggest thing since sliced bread.
Bet on it.