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[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Unless you have the attention span of a goldfish, you've noticed that this week's blog is not in video format. My camera has bitten the dust, so until I get a new one, you'll have to just settle for text instead of my face and voice. I'm well aware of how tragic that is.

I've finally filled out my application for the Evil League of Evil. I have a good feeling about this year, I really do. I mean, especially with my Freeze Ray - which I just finished the blueprints of, by the way - I think I'll definitely get noticed. I'll prove to her that I can be the villain I was born to be!

Also, my evil laugh? Oh, it's getting good. Well, it's nowhere near Bad Horse's death whinny, but it's really progressing. My vocal cords are strengthening, I really think. I was considering hiring a vocal coach. It may seem overkill, I know, but when it comes to the ELE, everything matters. Seriously.

Last order of business is... I got new goggles. I was all too aware of how they were falling apart, and while I'm certain villains have better things to worry about than their wardrobe... It's just about standards, you know? There's something about the aesthetic of me using science that calls for, well, a kicking pair of goggles. All the villains in the ELE have their thing, and, well, goggles are mine.

First person to quote that meme line gets on my 'Freeze Ray List', which currently, only has one person on it. Dude, trust me, you want to stay off it. This Freeze Ray is going to be the biggest thing since sliced bread.

Bet on it.

Comments

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

The Evil League of Evil?

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Haven't you heard of it? Well, maybe not if you're not a villain...

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Ooooooo. Since sliced bread that is big isn't it?

And that freeze ray of yours sounds rather chillin too [Hackable]

One question... Can you play 'tag' with it?

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Well, if you were, I daresay you'd have a decided advantage. But it's not a toy, and I'm not going to play tag with it.

[gryff-booklover.livejournal.com]

You need an application to join an evil league? That doesn't sound quite evil.

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Okay, seriously? The ELE is totally elite, okay? They can't just accept anyone. Only the most evil villains even have a chance of joining.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

You know, its a really bad idea to be evil right now. There are over 50 highly trained mercenaries on three boats crossing the continent looking for evil to pick a fight with. Just a tip from a fellow artisan :p

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Mercenaries? Are you in the middle ages or something?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

It seems like you have to jump through a lot of hoops just to be considered evil~

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Well, to be considered evil, no, but if you want all the perks and the fame, you've gotta be in the League. That's just how it works.

[maraich]

Wasn't a freeze ray already invented or something?

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Not like this one.

[negavise.livejournal.com]

A league? Trust me kid. After the 'Fearsome Five' I've learned it's better on your own.

[Laughs Evily]

A freeze ray? Couldn't be more creative then that? Awwwww...

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Like you could do better? Damn furries are everywhere.

[agent-86-smart.livejournal.com]

Ah ha! Hold it right there!

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Um... I'm already sitting at my computer, but okay.

[i-wont-say-it.livejournal.com]

Evil league of evil, thats rather redundant.

Sliced bread?

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Yes. It'll be awesome.

[nunchuck-king.livejournal.com]

Ha, awesome now we got super baddies too. This is turning out to be an awesome week man.

[cigsnscalpels.livejournal.com]

Ah the evil laugh~ that's certainly a nice touch to scare the kids.

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

A freeze ray? Sounds foolish.

[unluckychimera.livejournal.com]

*wince* You know, you are incredibly lucky Amelia isn't on this community. Not that that's going to make much difference; there are enough people here who think of themselves as "Champions of JUSTICE!!!" that you can't freeze all of them. Yes, the caps and the three exclamation points are necessary.

[uebersoldat.livejournal.com]

Bad Horse?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

So... you're a super villain? How is that working out for you?

[dufuspinkanus.livejournal.com]

Ooooh sliced bread is yummy! Will your freeze ray make yummy snow cones? NARF!

[sky-w-diamonds.livejournal.com]

The Evil League of Evil? Really? You'll forgive me, dear, but I have, mm, intimate experience with evil, and I must say, you hardly seem up the scratch.

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Nobody was asking you.

[sexysephysama.livejournal.com]

So. You like to think of yourself as some kind of villain, hmm? This could be entertaining.

[ihave-control.livejournal.com]

There's an Evil League of Evil?

[suckmyfreezeray.livejournal.com]

Of course there is!

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]