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Unless you have the attention span of a goldfish, you've noticed that this week's blog is not in video format. My camera has bitten the dust, so until I get a new one, you'll have to just settle for text instead of my face and voice. I'm well aware of how tragic that is.

I've finally filled out my application for the Evil League of Evil. I have a good feeling about this year, I really do. I mean, especially with my Freeze Ray - which I just finished the blueprints of, by the way - I think I'll definitely get noticed. I'll prove to her that I can be the villain I was born to be!

Also, my evil laugh? Oh, it's getting good. Well, it's nowhere near Bad Horse's death whinny, but it's really progressing. My vocal cords are strengthening, I really think. I was considering hiring a vocal coach. It may seem overkill, I know, but when it comes to the ELE, everything matters. Seriously.

Last order of business is... I got new goggles. I was all too aware of how they were falling apart, and while I'm certain villains have better things to worry about than their wardrobe... It's just about standards, you know? There's something about the aesthetic of me using science that calls for, well, a kicking pair of goggles. All the villains in the ELE have their thing, and, well, goggles are mine.

First person to quote that meme line gets on my 'Freeze Ray List', which currently, only has one person on it. Dude, trust me, you want to stay off it. This Freeze Ray is going to be the biggest thing since sliced bread.

Bet on it.

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The Evil League of Evil?

Ooooooo. Since sliced bread that is big isn't it?

~~And that freeze ray of yours sounds rather chillin too~~ [Hackable]

One question... Can you play 'tag' with it?

Haven't you heard of it? Well, maybe not if you're not a villain...

Well, if you were, I daresay you'd have a decided advantage. But it's not a toy, and I'm not going to play tag with it.

Nope! D'you really need an application to get in?

Of course you do! The Evil League of Evil is an elite organization. Only the cream of the crop can get in.

Advantaged? Now, why would you say that now? [Chuckle]

Besides, a game of freeze tag is much more fun with more then one person. Come on.

By the way. Who are you?

^{(A very literal game of 'freeze tag' at that XD)}

You need an application to join an evil league? That doesn't sound quite evil.

You know, its a really bad idea to be evil right now. There are over 50 highly trained mercenaries on three boats crossing the continent looking for evil to pick a fight with. Just a tip from a fellow artisan :p

I'm Dr. Horrible. How could you not know who I am if you're watching - or in this case, reading - this blog? Unless you're a new viewer... In that case, hey?

Okay, seriously? The ELE is totally elite, okay? They can't just accept anyone. Only the most evil villains even have a chance of joining.

It seems like you have to jump through a lot of hoops just to be considered evil~

Mercenaries? Are you in the middle ages or something?

But I'd think, like, the evil deeds of the cream of the evil crop would be enough!

Well, to be considered evil, no, but if you want all the perks and the fame, you've gotta be in the League. That's just how it works.

Why not start your own league then?

Wasn't a freeze ray already invented or something?

Well, to get into the ELE, you have to, one, have an awesome application, and two, impress Bad Horse.

Because there already is one, run by the most evil villain of all time. ~~And he'd probably kill me if I tried.~~

Not like this one.

Maybe it's exactly like that one.

Who stops the Evil League of Evil, the...Good League of Good?

And who is the most evil villain of all time?

An' who's that?

A league? Trust me kid. After the 'Fearsome Five' I've learned it's better on your own.

[Laughs Evily]

A freeze ray? Couldn't be more creative then that? Awwwww...

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