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[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

I don't know how I found this place, and I don't really care.  I'm not the kind of guy to keep a fancy journal or diary, but I guess I should be telling my story to somebody.  I can't say that I know who those "somebodies" are.  Maybe it's not a good idea to be announcing stuff to a bunch of strangers.  Maybe you're all a pack of corrupt cops or crazy kooks.  I can't really say.

I'm a dead man anyway.  I think I can amuse myself a little more before I croak. 

The name's Dwight.

I'm craving a smoke and some kind of babe.  But I've got more class than that.

Comments

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

If it's a smoke you need, I can help you out. As for babes... depends which way you like to swing, I suppose.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

I've been clean for awhile now. That doesn't stop me from dreaming. I'll pass.

And I only swing one way. I'm not sure what side of town you're from, but here "babes" mean women, girls, dames... whatever you want to call it.

[seiryu-general.livejournal.com]

Suit yourself. If you ever get tempted, though... I'm right here.

Damn, it's always the cute ones~

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

I'm not a corrupt anything and i'm certainly not crazy - i'm a genius.
i don't smoke, sorry. my machine does sometimes though. i really need to get that fixed...

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

Are you in need of a bodyguard?

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

Not all of us are a bunch of 'corrupt cops', and 'crazy kooks' as you so put it. But I do imagine there might be some in the mix here.

[strangevisage.livejournal.com]

Dead men don't talk.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Well, that's a contradictory statement.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

Your machine.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

Not right now, but I could probably use backup in the future.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

By the looks of it, I wouldn't be surprised.

But I've seen worse.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

This one does.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

Which one.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

Dead men tell no tales.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

Well one sure as hell does.

[strangevisage.livejournal.com]

New York?

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

What.

[strangevisage.livejournal.com]

Corrupt cops. Assume you were here.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

Corrupt cops are all over this country and a handful of them are where I'm from, Basin City. I am so happy to know we're not alone.

[strangevisage.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't know. Never left the City.

FART lol

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

I haven't been too far outside of the city. I don't know what would happen if I left it for too long. It might collapse.

[strangevisage.livejournal.com]

Vigilante?

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

I guess you could say that. What about you? I'm guessing you're not asking all these questions because you want to go out to dinner.

[strangevisage.livejournal.com]

Illegal here. Hated. Still necessary.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

yup. i made it.

[fillmydarksoul.livejournal.com]

So I've seen!

[underthevisor.livejournal.com]

If you need help, just let me know.

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

The name's Elphaba Tropp. And I'm a witch form Oz.

Trust me, there's more of psycho, loony and crazy people than cops arround here.

It's entertaining too.

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

My Name is Nancy, welcome to that madness Dwight.

You talk a way to much for a dead man...how interesting.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

What's the horsepower?

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

It's good to know I haven't hit a nerve with anyone yet. I'll keep that in mind.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

Sounds familiar. Though, the cops will arrest you for anything these days.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

A witch from Oz, huh? That's interesting. I can't say that makes you any less crazy than the rest of us here, but we're all a bit funny in the head at one point or another.

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

Funny, huh?

[likesbigtrunks.livejournal.com]

[sassygirlsrock.livejournal.com]

Quite a bit, but I'm used to strange things. And you will be too if you stay on the comm. for a bit more. Be aware of the virus Dwight

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

I have to agree with you in that, sanity is the unusual here. But aren’t all the world a bit crazy after all?

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's nice to meet you, Dwight. I'm Karen Minazuki.

Your story, huh...?

[somnifacent.livejournal.com]

Someone sounds like he needs a hug~♥

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

*gives you the specs*

[ooc: i don't know the specs of Ratchet's suit... i'm no good at engineering]