Ich hasse frösche.

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

Well.

I have to admit, I've been more than curious about this internet thing.


Pretty big big deal over some wiring if you ask me.
But, it gives me something to do.


Hello..  "ducks"   I'm HB.  I suppose I shouldn't really say were it is I am. Were I work.   But, take my word when i say its boring.

Boring as "Hell."


Ahh, but maybe I'll find someone who appreciates my jokes.  Lord knows Blue doesn't.


I told him about this little "commune."  I think if I twist his fin, he'll join in too.

Bit of the ol' social interaction, eh?   Poor guy doesn't get much of that.

I have to say.. the whole "computer" thing is  a freaking pain though.

You got any idea how long it took me to type this?

One handed.

Comments

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Boring as Hell? I think I hear that, man.

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

Nice ears.

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Jesus, it's always the ears with you people.

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

in case you haven't noticed. .


I have horns growin' out my head.


. . And what do you mean "You people?"

[ninelivesbaby.livejournal.com]

Well hey, I did kinda notice, genius. But I'm not the one makin' smartass comments about the way people look, right?

Oh crap, don't start gettin' all defensive on me. You people. Everyone. Ain't singlin' you out or nothin'.

[revered-love.livejournal.com]

What do you mean, "you people?"

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

. .. whut?

[changeling-fae.livejournal.com]

Isn't most work boring?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

Ha!

You got no clue!

I love what I do.. nothin' like beating the pulp out of frog-monsters and demons.

Shit, I've stabbed werewolves lady.

What do you get payed to do?

Werewolves.

[changeling-fae.livejournal.com]

I serve people coffee.

Luis is the one probably healing the werewolves you stab in the back of my coffee shop, though.

Though, I don't know if they would be protected under fae laws or not...

Whatever.

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

What are you babbling about?


.. Theres no "healing" involved with anything I fight with.


And I've *NEVER* been in a coffee shop.

[changeling-fae.livejournal.com]

Should com by my place sometime. We serve everyone and everything.

I'm joking. We haven't had any werewolves come in that I know of.

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

O-okay..

I enjoy coffee, but not enough to attempt to cross into a new dimension.

And Manny would shit a live chicken.

. . . Actually. I wouldn't mind seeing that.

But regardless, I'm not up on the dimensional crap.

Think I'll still to the sludge here in BPRD.

[changeling-fae.livejournal.com]

Its instantaneous. Fun too.

Besides, its always good to travel.

[awakeningadvent.livejournal.com]

If typing one-handed is a little inconvenient, what about looking into voice recognition software?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

into... what?

[awakeningadvent.livejournal.com]

Voice recognition software. Instead of typing you can essentially speak to the computer, and it will translate your words into text.

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

Damn.

That sounds nice.

I'll hafta get Blue to look into that.

I can't do shit with these things.

I broke two just tryin' ta turn 'em on.

[awakeningadvent.livejournal.com]

Really? Well, I hope you can find something soon...

[oceanicbutterfly]

One handed?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

heh.

This right hand of mine is .. too big to type.

I mean its just as nimble as my left hand.. but. Well, lets just say they don't make freakin' keyboards big enough.

[oceanicbutterfly]

Oh... hm. Maybe you could have one custom-made?

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

i'll make you one. just give me a big sheet of iron and a week.
... er, you don't mind if its steam-powered, do you?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

. . I'm not big on the tech crap.

I'll let Abe deal with it.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Sup, big red furry looking guy?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

. . Uh. right.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

How's life where you are?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

Mind-numbingly boring.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Ah, c'est la vie man.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

a big guy like you shouldn't be stuck doing boring work when there's evil to be fought.
what are you anyway? Dragonewt?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

D-dragon.. newt.


. . I'm Hellboy.

[booktothehead.livejournal.com]

I think there's dictation software, if you're having trouble.

I'm Maka.

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

Yo! Name's HB.

[donuts-plz.livejournal.com]

Hello!

[sexfordinner.livejournal.com]

How long?...Anywhere between two to five minutes....How close am I~?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

. . This place is full of smart-asses.

[sexfordinner.livejournal.com]

That's what makes it entertaining. Besides- you're the one that asked.

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Blue... and you're red. ...Nah, couldn't be.

Name's Protoman. Whatcha doing with your other hand?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

. . I shoulda kept my mouth shut.


Its.. too big for the keyboard alright?

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Guts Man used to have that problem, too. You just need a bigger keyboard.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

One-handed typing, huh? What were you looking at on the screen at the time?

[catlover993.livejournal.com]

Aha, a wise-guy eh?

Absolute riot.

My right hand is too big for the damn keyboard smart-ass.

[shinra-sucks.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe if you used it less...