ext_300995 ([identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] dramadramaduck2008-08-11 07:51 pm
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Fools.

Hmm... I just found this community upon accessing my computer this morning. What a quaint little place... [She chuckles wickedly] ... No doubt there are plenty of fools here who need a whipping...

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[identity profile] ryoumisaki.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
... Right. And who are you?

[identity profile] magicalminuki.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
No, nobody here needs to be whipped. They're all nice!

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I need no introduction. Anyone with half a brain knows who I am. I believe the proper question would be, who are you? And why should I care?

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Untrue. Everyone has wickedness in their hearts... even little girls like you.
fasterthan: (WHUT)

[personal profile] fasterthan 2008-08-12 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa hey there. I'd like to avoid whipping if at all possible.

[identity profile] secondvirgo.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Are you into strange, S&M-based sexual fetishes?

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-08-12 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Whipping?

I think you have the wrong site, lady.

[identity profile] magicalminuki.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's not a very nice thing to say!

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Those with lechery in their hearts will be punished. [WHIPCRACK]

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Then don't cross me. And take that goofy costume off.

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hmph. It's the truth. You simply haven't discovered it for yourself yet.

[identity profile] secondvirgo.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
...

What's lechery?

[identity profile] magicalminuki.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
While I agree there are a lot of people out there who are wicked... I've met a lot who aren't wicked at all! My Daddy for example! And Polly too!

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
I think you are a fool.

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Your Daddy, huh? What's his name? I bet I could find some dirt on him. Just like anyone else...

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
If you have to ask, you'll never know.
fasterthan: (mmm-hmm.)

[personal profile] fasterthan 2008-08-12 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Sure thing, Ma'am.

But sorry, Lady, the costume stays on. Gotta protect my secret identity and all.

[personal profile] pandorabox 2008-08-12 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I think you're weird.

[identity profile] secondvirgo.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Then how can I avoid being whipped?!

[identity profile] magicalminuki.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Phoenix Wright, and he's the nicest guy I know!

((Timelines collide in 3, 2, 1...))

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Secret identity"? What foolish drivel.

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ph-Phoenix... Wright...

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Avoid me.

[identity profile] vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[WHIPCRACK]

[identity profile] magicalminuki.livejournal.com 2008-08-12 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! So don't talk bad about him around me!
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