Fools.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Hmm... I just found this community upon accessing my computer this morning. What a quaint little place... [She chuckles wickedly] ... No doubt there are plenty of fools here who need a whipping...

Comments

[ryoumisaki.livejournal.com]

... Right. And who are you?

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

I need no introduction. Anyone with half a brain knows who I am. I believe the proper question would be, who are you? And why should I care?

[magicalminuki.livejournal.com]

No, nobody here needs to be whipped. They're all nice!

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Untrue. Everyone has wickedness in their hearts... even little girls like you.

[fasterthan]

Whoa hey there. I'd like to avoid whipping if at all possible.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Then don't cross me. And take that goofy costume off.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Are you into strange, S&M-based sexual fetishes?

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Those with lechery in their hearts will be punished. [WHIPCRACK]

[pandorabox]

Whipping?

I think you have the wrong site, lady.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

I think you are a fool.

[wannabesanta.livejournal.com]

Well aren't we a feisty one ~

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

More than you could possibly know.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Well, there are plenty of people here in need of something, at least.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

And you are...?

[bright-mirror.livejournal.com]

...Hello, Ms. von Karma.

[Locked to Iris]

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Ah, you again. I heard you were in prison now.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

.....'Whipping'....

Lady, I'm pretty sure this isn't a fucking kink site. Try somewhere else to satisfy your fetishes.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

... Leave me alone.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Ooh a whipping, sounds good.

[aguyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

P-P-Prosecutor Von Karma! I didn't know you knew about this place, sir!

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Hmph. Hello, Scruffy.

I found it just this morning.

[nick-4-maya.livejournal.com]

Ms. Von Karma!

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

... Oh, the little Fey girl...

[somnifacent.livejournal.com]

A whipping? That sounds mean...

[hates-cliches.livejournal.com]

Whipping huh?

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

There might be. Good luck reaching 'em, though.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Fraaaanzy! I was wondering where you'd run off to! Are you ready to model for me?

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

No. Stop asking me that.

[attorneyatlol]

Ms., uh... Franziska von Karma. I didn't expect to see you again so soon.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Likewise.

[oceanicbutterfly]

There are a lot of people who need to be straightened out around here.

[ghostsnaps.livejournal.com]

...Is that the first thing you think when you meet someone? "Hi, new whipping boy?"