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[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo! Got this working. Finallly. [a male voice in the background] Quiet, Salem.

Anyways, Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda said I should check this out. Some kind of hip new community thing. Lots of fun to be had. And boy, am I one part-ay duck! [dorky laughter] Well..this is a community for ducks, right? I've heard of stranger things.

So, I'm Sabrina Spellman. Introduce yourselves so we can get the show on the road, alright? Alright! Let's do this Duck thing!

Comments

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

The "ducks" are a ruse, it seems.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

So this isn't a big ducky party?

...Aunt Hilda lied to me.

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Tsk. No, it most certainly is not.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well. I've heard of weirder things.

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

Hate to disappoint you, but this place has very little to do with ducks.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't be the first time my aunts were wrong. But this place is fun, right?

[originaldragoon.livejournal.com]

Perhaps to some. It certainly is odd, and that is putting it lightly.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

I've seen some pretty weird things, I think I can cope.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Ducks might actually make this place more bearable. Or give me more of a reason to blow something or someone up.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Hopefully make it bearable.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

Hopefully.

I'm Xanxus by the way. Welcome to this batshit insane community Spellman.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Hopefully.

Thanks, Xanxus.

[maraich]

You're not a duck at all!

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

I could be one at a party, though.

[maraich]

It wouldn't be the same.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I can make a mean duck.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[I saw this and spazzed on the floor. A+++++++]]

Oh we have the coolest ducks from several universes here. Our ducks are so hip to the jive they have difficulty seeing over their pelvises.

[Meow in the background]

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

((Why thank you, Tyr! Sabrina needed to join DDD sooner. Srsly.))

So this is a duck party! And they thought I was crazy, hah!

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

You are crazy, we're all figments of your over-active imagination. Oh and stay away from the imaginary-punch, I think fictitious-Rufus spiked it.

[handywithscythe.livejournal.com]

There are no ducks here, it is a deception.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

So I've been told.

[gryff-booklover.livejournal.com]

It's not new, but it is fun and certainly not a place for ducks. There are turtles though.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Well, what I've seen of it has been fun so I think I'll stick around.

Turtles?

[oceanicbutterfly]

I'm Karen Minazuki. Nice to meet you.

This is definitely one of those stranger things.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Same to you, Karen.

I kind of doubt that. I've seen some really strange things before.