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[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

A possession of mine, which is very valuable to me, has been stolen from me.

I will offer a generous reward to anyone who can deliver the possession to me, as well as the thief. Dead or alive.

Edit: I would like to bring this to your attention.



These "two" individuals are the same person. He is the thief who stole my whip. Arrest him on sight.

Comments

[pandorabox]

 

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

I will bring you to justice, thief. I swear it.

[needsmapquest.livejournal.com]

[ryoumisaki.livejournal.com]

Karma. Works wonders.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

I have done nothing wrong. Karma is on my side.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

It would be useful to know who the thief was~

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

That man.

[needsmapquest.livejournal.com]

So uh...what is it?

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

My whip.

[defective-heir.livejournal.com]

Something was stolen from you?

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Yes. My whip.

[likesbigguns.livejournal.com]

Helps if we know what it is.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

You could not be bothered to read the comments above?

Hmph, fine. I'll humor you. The item taken was my whip, and this man was the thief.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Someone stole your whip?

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Yes. This man.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

WHAT is your problem.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

I have no problem. I am a von Karma. I am perfect, and I speak nothing but the truth.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Takes a thief to catch a thief, as they say. I could do it.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Then do it. You will be rewarded.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[maraich]

But he seems nice enough most the time.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

He is guilty of burglary, and he will answer for it in court.

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

I don't see the resemblance, but kudos to the thief for confiscating your little sex toy.

You could have hurt someone while trying to get yourself off.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

IT IS NOT A SEX TOY!

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Oh no, the world is missing a priceless symbol of sadism and masochism. What ever will it do? Buy a new one, it's capitalism.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

Ha. You are a funny man.

[stfu-herbivore.livejournal.com]

I don't care about your problems. Go arrest them yourself. They're herbivores like you.

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

I eat meat, you foolish fool.

1/2

[aguyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

He stole your whip, sir? Well, I guess that isn't too bad...

2/2

[aguyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

- Uh, I mean, I'll track down that thief for you, ma'am!

[nick-4-maya.livejournal.com]

U-um! W-well, that's a good thing, Ms. Von Karma! It isn't nice to whip people so much!

[vonwhippingberg.livejournal.com]

... Yes, well ... sometimes we grown-ups just have to physically abusehurt people.

[clockmaster.livejournal.com]

Excuse me lady, but catch the Kid is the police's job, not yours. And even less, kill him without my permission

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

heh, he probably just wants you to whip him with it.

[hates-cliches.livejournal.com]

You don't waste time do you?!

[oceanicbutterfly]

...you're kidding, right? There's no way Kaito is Kaitou Kid.