An Announcement

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

You see, I work at the local animal shelter. One of the dogs has escaped.

It looks like this:




It answers to the name of 'Franziska' and has a fondness for leather. If you see this dog, please tell me so I can return her to where she belongs.

Comments

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

hey, it looks like me!
i'll keep an eye out for the little fellow.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Thank you~

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

I think I found it, mister!
Do you want me to catch it?

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

If you could.

[canhaswrenchpls.livejournal.com]

mister, I've got it! I've got it!
*a mechanical arm lowers itself down, a struggling dog in its hand*
now where's my reward?

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

*takes dog*

The satisfaction of a job well done.

*and is suddenly gone in a poof*

((And, uh, the community is an internet message board. They're just talking on the internet.))

[attorneyatlol]

Franziska...? You don't mean...

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Well, the breeders that gave her to the shelter said she had a pedigree but they couldn't keep her. You know, one of those dogs that has the long names. Franziska something Karma?

[attorneyatlol]

...von Karma, maybe?

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

That might be it.

Have you seen her?

[attorneyatlol]

Not in that form. Although, come to think of it... there was a dog posting earlier...

When did her, uh, breeders drop her off?

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Oh. Dang it. [unhackable]

Oh. Um....I didn't think there was much difference, to be honest.

Y'see...she kind of um...ran off the moment they dropped her off.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Gladly, I am not a dog aficionado.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

That will be very helpful, sir.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Though, there should be a reason for me to give her back if I do find her. I know a woman that you love a puppy.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Like I said, I'm planning on returning her to the shelter. Besides, I already have a cat who's enough trouble.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

That's what happens when you don't train them properly.

[ooc; l-lol for Rufus cat = panther]

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

Now now, its not nice turning people into animals. Even if they do have a whip fetish.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

What, like magic? Do I look like I'd do that?

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

When you've been in here a while, you'll find that coincidences just don't exist.

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't have any magic or anything.

[anarchy-in-ny.livejournal.com]

[[Collins is suspicious but still laughing very much at the fate of the angry whip lady XD]]

Hmm, well she makes a cute little dawgie anyway.

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

Is that the creepy lady with the whip?

[canhasvacuum.livejournal.com]

She's not so creepy now.