VOICE POST.

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

[sounds of fingers pressing the keyboard keys are heard. a pause; three taps of a finger create a loud sound in the microphone.]

H-hello? Oh, it works. Uh, h-h-h-hello, Drama Drama Duck!
Does this website have to do with ducks? Uh, or does it deal with drama? Oh, maybe people post pictures of ducks! Ducks are cute…

[a sound which resembles a loud bang echoes into the microphone; a rougher voice grunts.]
Ducks? Ducks are stupid shit-faced creatures!

Ah, R-Ragnarok! That’s mean…

Shut up! You’re shit-faced, too! Shit-faced bitch!!

Ouch, ouch ouch! I’m sorry… I’m sorry!

[ragnarok’s voice is audible, but the words are incoherent in the microphone. some silence; heavy panting is heard.]
I’m… [pant] … I’m… sorry about [pant] that. Uh… [chrona clears her throat.]
M-my name is Chrona Makenshi and I was w-w-w-wondering… uh, does anybody know if Maka Albarn is here? She’s got blonde pigtails and likes to read books…

Oh, that ugly girl with the boring panties?

R-Ragnarok, stop it!

Don’t tell me what to do, you bitch!

I said st-stop! [a dull thump is heard; ragnarok growls.]

Uh-uh, if you have contact with Maka, please, tell me! Th-thank—!
[a second loud whack.]
O-ouch!

[the duo argue, but the microphone does not pick up the conversation. the sound of a hard object presses on the keyboard.
a beep. transmission ended!]
((ooc. y-yeah. chrona elbowed the computer and it stopped the voice post. lol? :D;; ))

Comments

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

H-hey! Are you alright?

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

Y-y-yeah, I'm fine. Ragnarok is mean, sometimes, but it's all right. He's b-better, now.
Uh, do you know if M-Maka is here?

[weapons-fetish.livejournal.com]

No, sorry....I don't recall talking to her.

[oceanicbutterfly]

It's nice to meet you, Makenshi-san. My name is Karen Minazuki.

You know Maka-chan?

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

H-hello Karen!
Yeah, Maka is a friend of mine. She's really nice.
... OH, is she here?

[oceanicbutterfly]

Really? Maybe you just need practice. She is a nice person, isn't she? Yes, she's here.

Your friend doesn't seem so nice, though...

[furyxguns.livejournal.com]

I think I like that Ragnarok guy....

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

Wh-what? He doesn't get along with others, though...

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Wow. Talk about your odd couples...

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

C-c-c-couple? We're er, technician and weapon. He's the weapon.
S-sorry if my p-post bugged you...

[redprototype.livejournal.com]

Odd couple, a pair of totally different people who hang out together. You've never heard that phrase?

Huh. If my plasma cannon had a mind of its own, I'd want it to give me some respect.

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE has problems.

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

[secondvirgo.livejournal.com]

... And it's YOU.

[booktothehead.livejournal.com]

Chrona! I'm glad to see you here!

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

Oh, Maka! I'm glad you're here, too!
A-are other Death City residents here, besides Soul, Doctor Stein, and Mister Law?

[1/2]

[cooldrool.livejournal.com]

[2/2]

[cooldrool.livejournal.com]

Hey Chrona, you joined this place too? You and Ragnarok, huh.

Well, this place is pretty cool. Maybe you won't have to write poetry anymore.

Re: [2/2]

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

H-hello, Soul. It's nice to see you here.
Uh, what is this w-website for?

[cigsnscalpels.livejournal.com]

Nice to see you around, Chrona.

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

H-hello, M-M-Mister Stein. It's nice to s-s-s-see you, too-o.

[headbuttoflove.livejournal.com]

Ah, Chrona-chan.

A pleasure to meet you again.

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]

Mister L-Law, it's n-nice to see you a-again, t-t-too...

[negavise.livejournal.com]

Don't ever call me... cute.

[oh-mistercorner.livejournal.com]