Death Threat '08

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Hello ducks, or a decided lack thereof. So I was talking with Billy, my orphan skeleton and we were going to make a death threat wish list!

Death Threat 08!

See, so many people over my brief time here have threatened my life (or lack thereof), I feel it's only appropriate for me to make a list, you can take a number. We'll hash it out.

Baby smoothies for all participants! (Ocelot. Come on.)

Also I'm gonna need to know how well you burn, freeze, or electrocute on a scale from one to ten. Or very brittle or susceptible to dark magic you are.

Comments

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

... You always get my hopes up by disappearing only to reappear and bring them crashing down.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I have no desire to take your life.

However, you amuse me~

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Heey, you can go on the very top of the list.

Say how well did you say you burned anyway?

Come on, haven't we gotten closer through all of these veiled threats?

((Gaah..too early to be clever..))

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Glad I'm at least amusing.

Hey, do me a solid. On the one to ten scale, burning, freezing, death by some dark incantation bound to drive you mad by only it's utterance?

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

You can try. I'm not easy to kill.

I'm not going to remind you if you've forgotten.

Not really.

[[ooc: ROFL!! I understand how you feel XDD]]

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Not even a smidgeon?
Lets say I killed everyone but you on a deserted island and we were the only ones there. Think you'd talk to me before I ground up their bones to make a raft?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Gladly~

Burning is a 4, although it can be knocked down to 1 with an anti-flame spell. Freezing is a 2. Dark magic is a 0, considering witches aren't susceptible to their own kind of magic.

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

... Only if I had no other options. And that's maybe.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

A witch huh? Ok, how about if your head twisted around a few times? Would that drop you?

Face tearing?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Could I grind your bones to make a raft?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, although I highly doubt you'd be able to get close enough to try.

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

Only if you want me to cut you into pieces and bury those pieces in various places around the island.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

So thats a yes?

Could you leave my head? I have this great idea for a band where it's only my head singing and then my arms flop on stage with a guitar..

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Great, I'll just put you down for the 'physical torment package'

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

That's a definite no.

No. Your head will be the first part I bury so I don't have to listen to your incessant talking anymore.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Don't play coy. The murderous glances we trade. The orphans we argue about.

Come on.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Do as you please.

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

... What are you on about this time?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Want a baby-smoothie? I kind of promised them to all of the participants.

Oh, I'm gonna need a name, age, address.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

What? You don't know?

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

You've gone more insane than usual?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Well I did get clubbed in the head. Then stomped on. You ever ride a rabbit?

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

I regret that I wasn't the one to do it. And no.

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

No thank you, I'm not fond of eating human remains.

Akako Koizumi. The rest you can figure out for yourself, if you're as powerful as you say.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Look up genocide, there might be a picture of me next to it in the dictionary.

Akako? What kind of crazed gibberish is that?