Death Threat '08

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Hello ducks, or a decided lack thereof. So I was talking with Billy, my orphan skeleton and we were going to make a death threat wish list!

Death Threat 08!

See, so many people over my brief time here have threatened my life (or lack thereof), I feel it's only appropriate for me to make a list, you can take a number. We'll hash it out.

Baby smoothies for all participants! (Ocelot. Come on.)

Also I'm gonna need to know how well you burn, freeze, or electrocute on a scale from one to ten. Or very brittle or susceptible to dark magic you are.

Comments

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

... You always get my hopes up by disappearing only to reappear and bring them crashing down.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Heey, you can go on the very top of the list.

Say how well did you say you burned anyway?

Come on, haven't we gotten closer through all of these veiled threats?

((Gaah..too early to be clever..))

[xx-bloody-jack.livejournal.com]

You can try. I'm not easy to kill.

I'm not going to remind you if you've forgotten.

Not really.

[[ooc: ROFL!! I understand how you feel XDD]]

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

I have no desire to take your life.

However, you amuse me~

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Glad I'm at least amusing.

Hey, do me a solid. On the one to ten scale, burning, freezing, death by some dark incantation bound to drive you mad by only it's utterance?

[scarlet-magic.livejournal.com]

Gladly~

Burning is a 4, although it can be knocked down to 1 with an anti-flame spell. Freezing is a 2. Dark magic is a 0, considering witches aren't susceptible to their own kind of magic.

[innocentfire.livejournal.com]

I'm not very burnable or freezable. I guess electrocution would work.

Why do you ask?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Great! The lightning package. I'm making a list, do you not read?

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

Oh, please.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

It's my favorite manly knuckle dragger!

[peoplesprincess.livejournal.com]

And just who did you find to bring you back to life after I killed you?

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

No.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Come now! They're delicious! Lip smackingly good even.

Also, think you could, maybe answer those other questions?

[12-shots.livejournal.com]

That's not what I'd call delicious.

No. They won't be relevant.

[robotrulerhime.livejournal.com]

Why do so many people want you dead?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Why do you want so many of them alive?

[nnoitrajiruga.livejournal.com]

None a those can really do shit to me.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

Oh? How about twisting your head from your body and using it for skeet?

[uebersoldat.livejournal.com]

Smoothies?

All depend upon the skill and power of the attacker and his weaponry.

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

How about fireballs shot from ones hand into another persons face?

Yeah, picture this. The smooth taste of baby, ice cream and whatever internal organs I can stuff into a blender. All mixed into a rich drink.

[oceanicbutterfly]

What do I have to do to get you to never offer me a baby smoothie again?

[bendtomywill.livejournal.com]

...

You could go on a murdering rampage the likes of which your world has never seen, with me?

[purrifying-wind.livejournal.com]

You seem to be a vile little creature.

[green-witch-w.livejournal.com]

Baby smoothies?

[and-dont-blink.livejournal.com]